3 girls make paalam to dad.
GIRL1: dad,i’m going out with PETE to EAT.
GIRL2: i’m going out with LANCE to DANCE.
GIRL3: i’m going out with REX to…
DAD: ah, hinde!!! Dito ka lang!!!
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BEAUTY PAGEANT
Judge: What if you find out your boyfriend has AIDS, what will you do?
Contestant: I will still love him. (Everybody claps) ….. because AIDS doesn’t matter!
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Joke: “69″
BF: mag 69 tayo dear!
GF: ano yun?
BF: ganito lang! (Pumwesto na sila at biglang nautot ang boy ng 4 na beses)
GF: ayoko na! DI KO NA KAYA YUNG NATITIRA PANG 65!!
"Oh she takes care of herself. She can wait if she wants. She's ahead of her time. Oh and she never gives out. And she never gives in. She just changes her mind..."
-- Billy Joel's "She's Always A Woman To me" 
