"Oh she takes care of herself. She can wait if she wants. She's ahead of her time. Oh and she never gives out. And she never gives in. She just changes her mind..."
-- Billy Joel's "She's Always A Woman To me" 
The devil wears Jo Malone and not only that . . . she carries Louis Vuitton bag too!
Ayus sana kung sing-ganda rin siya ni Miranda Priestly (Meryl Streep) baka maging kapata-patawad ugali ng babaing tabatsoy na ‘to. Kaso hindi eh! Somobra yata kolesterol nya at nalunod na ng mantika pati utak! Grrrr!
I’m referring to that Malu Fernandez. Co-blogger Selvo posted an entry ’bout this porky lady, please take time to read the whole entry at Nomadic Thoughts. Nakakainit ng tenga yung mga pinagsasabi ng mahaderang ‘to tungkol sa mga OFW’s from Middle East.
Whoever this biatch (Malu Fernandez) , eto masasabi ko sa ‘yo . . . Pekpek Mo! 
Eto ang ilan sa mga komentong matalas pa sa kutsilyo galing sa ng mga ka-tropa kong palaban. lols.
nakaka-hi blood yan ah. masyadong judgemental. not all OFWs are like what she says, and even if they are, so fuckin what?? if not for the OFWs, nasan na ang ekonomiya ng pinas?? yang ang tinatawag na pagiging matapobre to da max. buti sana kung super sexy sya at maganda.. lanya, siraulo lang ang makikipagdate sa ganyan itsura. PWE!
Comment by A Z R A E L | August 8, 2007
i hate that lechong baboy. im sure ngayon lang nagka bag ng Louis Vuitton at pabangong Jo Malone. Kase she is proud, yan ang feeling ng first time! lol super itim ng budhi mo!! saksak mo yan sa baga mo! Pagnagkita tayo sigurado maiinggit ka sa akin dahil puwera slim ako, di masikip ang upuan ng economy sa akin! niyahahaha!
Comment by Banana | August 9, 2007
dapat sinusunog yung mga ganyang tao para mapatunayan na iisa lang ang amoy ng taong nasusunog, mayaman o mahirap’
mayaman pala sya bakit di sya magpa lipo’
hindi kayang itago ng mamahaling damit at mga mamahaling pabango ang kabalahuraan ng ugali nitong babaeng to..
habang tingin ng karamihan bagong bayani ang mga ofw itong isang to nagpi feeling kung sino, ulol! mukha kang mongoloid!
Comment by Jon Cabron | August 9, 2007
naka panlulumo nga. minsan masabi ko tuloy meron talagang bloodline ng tao na nagmula sa evolution theory ni pareng darwin.
utak unggoy.
No. it would be shameful for the monkeys to be associated with this kind.
Comment by sawn | August 9, 2007
Tags: malu fernandez
August 9th, 2007 at 9:23 am
tsk! naniniwala ako sa karma. yun lang.
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August 9th, 2007 at 10:05 am
Buti na lang kalevel ko si Meryl Streep at d si Ms. Malu(wang)hehehe… ganyan talaga manay madaming mapagkunwaring tao sa mundo. Malay natin isa lang siyang hampaslupang patay gutom na nagkukunwaring mayaman. Kung totoong mayaman yan d sana nasa bussiness class siya. Kapal ng mukha niya kamo baka napanalunan niya lang sa raffle ung pleasure trip niya.
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August 9th, 2007 at 11:53 am
Grrrr,….nakaka highblood siya…an yabang nya…akala naman nya diosa siya tiNgnan nga muna niya sarili nya…tabi tabi po:( kaya lang nakakagigil talaga siya…OFW din ang mga magulang ko at ipinagmamalaki ko sila!! ipinagmamalaki ko lahat ng mga kababayan ko OFW!!!
Nakaangat lang siya nang konti napaka judgemental nya sa iba…
darating din ang Oras….nya!!!”MALU FERNANDEZ” kainin sana siya ng mga pating!!!!!
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August 9th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
langga… salamat sa ping back… gusto ko lang talagang marami makabasa sa article ni mahadera
//menggay// - isusuka pati ng pating ang mahaderang yan
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August 9th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
Isa lang uli masasabi ko…
PUTA CYA!!!!
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August 9th, 2007 at 4:54 pm
a wild boar in the shrine of athena. yikes! panget pala talaga sha.
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August 9th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
parang hot na hot ang mga tao dito ha…mbsa nga yang Malu na yan..hmmp!
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August 9th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
@jojie
kelan ka ba mag a-update ng blog mo?
uu nga eh. wag na kaya tayo magalit kasi ano pa ang magiging silbi ng karma, di ba?
@ik3mbot
manayyyy! tagal mo nanahimik a. mga ganitong post lang pala kita mapapapiyok.
@menggay
naging OFW din kasi ako noon kaya nanggagalaiti din ako. peborit airline ko pa naman yung Emirates Airline at hanggang economy lang din ako dun tuwing biyaheng Dubai. Kaya feeling ko isa ako dun sa mga OFWs na nakasakayan ni tabachingching. wahihi! salamat nga pala sa pagbisita.
@red
hahaha! tapang!
@bonnie
hundred times fold kang MAS maganda kesa kanya. hahaha!
@khonz
ga, hindi kinaya ng lamig ng panahon ngayon ang init ng isyu.
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August 9th, 2007 at 10:35 pm
to ms malu B.
ofw din ako pero dp rin ako nakakasakay ng emirates airline pero pag magkasabay tayo minsan ihahagis kita palabas ng eroplano ( with the help of other ofws on board of course, di kita kaya buhatin noh). di ako bibili ng jo malone kung magiging kasing amoy lang naman kita lols.
“id rather have the scent of axe and charlie cologne than eternity without it!” nyahhaha!
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August 10th, 2007 at 1:44 am
yabang talaga ni malu malone (hala nalito na). sana ako nakatabi nya sa eroplano at nang nasabihan ko na “so sobra taba mo baka bumagsak tayo, pwede mag barko ka na lang?” kahit aircraft carrier tangna baka lumubog sa sobra taba nyan. nakita ko ibang pics, parang bumabaliktad sikmura ko. i expected someone at least pretty, fashionable and presentable enough na magsasalita ng ganyan. tangina tlaga. parang baboy na nilagyan ng damit at ng kung anu anong ornamento sa katawan. kahit anong pabango pa gamitin nyan, mabaho pa rin amoy nyan. kala mo kung sinong mayaman.. malu ooiiist! naka-LEXUS ka ba??? lols
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August 10th, 2007 at 2:25 am
niyahaha kawawa ka naman MALU kung dadaan ka sa harap naming lahat sigurado tunaw yang FATS mo. bwuahahaha! we’ll see if your branded bags and perfumes will save your life este FATS pala. pakyu!
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August 10th, 2007 at 9:58 am
Nakakainis ha. Ang article na yun ay punong puno ng mga “I’m rich, I’m sorry.” Ano ba? Adidas All-terrain, fabulous hat from Greece.. She flaunted all the way from the start to the end.
Pero alam niyo, mga taong kagaya niya, ay kailangan natin para suriin ang maganda at ang pangit.
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August 10th, 2007 at 2:07 pm
I’m sure andami nang nakain na kulangot at nainom na plema itong Matapobreng Dabianang may Baltik na to!
Tiyak, sa dami ng mga waiter at waitress na na-badtrip sa lekat na Ngetpadoodles na to e kung anu-ano nang mga foreign objects ang inihalo sa mga inorder niyang pagkain at inumin!!!
Isipin mo yan, punyeta ka! Mamahalin nga ang bag, damit at pabango mo… pero andami mo nang nakaing dura at kulangot!!!! Wahahahahaha……
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August 10th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
@trishbabe
“id rather have the scent of axe and charlie cologne than eternity without it!” <— saan galing ‘to? sa movie na City of Devils? hahaha!
@azrael and banana
talagang ayaw humupa ng galit nyong dalawa ha? todo-mura pa rin. hahaha!
@dru
kunsabagay tama ka rin jan sa sinabi mo kapatid. para bang…panu nga naman ako masasabihan na maganda kung hindi ako tatabi sa pangit? hahaha! joke lang.
musta na?
@taroogs
sana makita ko ulit ang astig mong avatar sa sidebar ko.
uy pati ikaw galit na galit ha! balita ko kay selvo eh galing daw sau ang materials re: malu fernandez. kaw daw ang pasimuno. hahaha!
salamat nga pala sa pagbisita
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August 10th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
hehe… aktwali, mizmaru, may kaibigan akong nag-forward sa akin nung scanned pages ng linsyak na magasin na yun. aba’y agad tumaas ang presyon ko nung binuksan at binasa ko! and to think naka-tengga ng ilang araw yun sa inbox ko kasi akala ko joke photos lang!
hayun, mega-pasa-to-the-max ko siya sa lahat ng kakilala ko — shempre, una si selvo sa listahang yun!
link kita sa blog ko ha?
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August 10th, 2007 at 5:35 pm
@taroogs
salamat ulit. link rin kita.
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August 10th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
[...] the-devil-wears-jo-malone [...]
August 11th, 2007 at 1:13 am
Does anyone know kung sino ang editor ng magazine na yan?
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August 11th, 2007 at 7:42 am
purity_hate_empathy: mawnin ma’am maru…
purity_hate_empathy: la ba tayo new entry today
purity_hate_empathy: nabasa ko yung tungkol kay malu ba yun…
purity_hate_empathy: nasa saudi rin kasi ako
purity_hate_empathy: all i can say is…F*ck her!!!!
purity_hate_empathy: such a bitch!
purity_hate_empathy: sana maligaw dito sa al khobar yan….
purity_hate_empathy: mai-pasagasa sa mga camel
purity_hate_empathy: eh nakita ko pic nya
purity_hate_empathy: parang breaded porkchop na pinagulong sa arina
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August 11th, 2007 at 7:55 am
to malu fernandez of manila standard… tao ka ba? palibhasa hindi mo naranasan ang hirap dito sa mid-east kaya kung makapagsalita ka. its a good thing u aint workin here… bawal ang baboy dito! on the spot pag nakita ka ng arab dito…uuwi kang naka-kahon na hinayupak ka!!! nawala pag-galang ko sa babae sau ah?!
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August 11th, 2007 at 10:27 am
very pretentious, halata naman sya.
the rich (yung totoong rich ha) don’t sound this way…i pity her in general and not only because of the ofw stuff she wrote
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August 12th, 2007 at 3:42 am
Words are not enough to describe how sick this person is.
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August 12th, 2007 at 11:27 am
Kaso hindi eh! Somobra yata kolesterol nya at nalunod na ng mantika pati utak! Grrrr! — LOL
Lunod kung lunod, parang bacon nag shrink noong mababad sa mantikang mainit.
Kamusta?
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August 12th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
@red
ipapasara mo ba yung publishing house? lolz.
mamared… di ko alam kung sino editor ng manila standard. hmmn..bakit mo naman naitanong?
@purity_hate_empathy
salamat sa pagbisita. nasan na yung link ng blog mo?
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August 12th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
@girlie dear
tama ka…nasabi ko na rin yan dun sa blog ng kasama kong si Selvo, na ang mga totoong rich hindi ganyan ang tunog ng pananalita.
kaya bilib ako sa yo, girl. kasi ikaw nga na pretty na…smart na…at rich pa pero napaka humble mo pa rin.
nasa sa yo na yata lahat ang magagandang katangian.
@ben
hi ben! honored naman ako at napasyalan mo ko dito. nabasa ko rin yung post mo re: malu fernandez sa blog mo. eh nauubusan na rin yata ako sa sasabihin pa tungkol dun sa babaeng yun. words are not enuf nga.
nways, maraming salamat sa pagbisita. have a nice day.
@doc.x
hehehe! ano ang labas nun? chicharong-utak?
oist, kaw ha. kelan ang unang sweldo mo dun sa bagong work mo? blowout ha?
i miss u dear.
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August 12th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
believe me, i miss you more. in 2 weeks pa sweldo ko. nag aabang na ang mga creditors.
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August 13th, 2007 at 12:10 am
[...] some bloggers (Jae, Ailee, Arn-Arn, Selvo, Maru) are having fun lambasting an ingrata by the name, Malu Fernandez, a columnist of Manila Standard [...]
August 13th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
i’ll post this at my blog..nakuuuuuuuuuuu kakainit ng ulo un balyena na un ah! hmmfff
humanda siya!
karma do strikes!
*** eMtee, cool ka lang. sus, bagong kasal ka pa naman. dapat maganda mood mo lagi. hehehe! salamat nga pala sa pagbisita ng blog ko. best wishes sa u kahit huli ang bati ko.
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August 14th, 2007 at 12:51 am
This is the comment i posted in the manila standard website where she has a column:
Perhaps you were brought up with a silver spoon in your mouth, lucky enough to be born into a fabulously rich family. You were probably schooled in the best exclusive schools that your parents’ money can buy. And perhaps you only hang out with the bourgeois crowd in some trendy and uber-cool spots that are out of reach for the common “bakya” crowd that you so horribly despise.
But sadly, Ms. Fernandez, how so out of sync you are with reality! I can take criticisms from foreigners with a grain of salt, since their observations may be due to their ignorance of our culture and values or lack of knowledge of the harsh realities of our country. But those criticisms coming from somebody who is at the very least aware of the situation of our countrymen is much harder to swallow. Or maybe there lies the problem. Maybe you were so preoccupied with your all your bling-blings and accessories to even notice that more than half of your kababayans live in abject poverty. While you were lying on the beach in Boracay sipping on your pinacolada, millions of our countrymen scavenge through dumpsters hoping to find their next meal. Or maybe you’re not shocked about all this. Maybe you just don’t care at all.
The point is, Ms. Fernandez, not all Filipinos are as lucky in life as you. That is precisely the reason why millions of us are forced by necessity, and not by choice, to work abroad in search of greener pastures. True, a lot of us OFW’s may work as domestic helpers or construction workers (not the kind of people you want to be trapped with in any of your flights), but do understand that we’re just trying to make a decent and honest living to better our lives and the lives of those we love back home. We still believe there is dignity in labor, not like the corrupt politicians and greedy businessmen that bleed our country dry. And mind you, this comes as a big sacrifice for us; oftentimes we pay through our blood, sweat and tears.
So the next time you fly into Dubai or somewhere else stuck for several hours with the baduy crowd in economy class (by the way, why didn’t you fly first class or business class if you didn’t want all these hassles???), rather than slash your wrists in despair, do stop and think for a moment why this diaspora is happening. Think of the sacrifices that these people are willing to make for the sake of their families and loved ones. And before you write any insensitive comments in that column of yours, try to be more prudent and circumspect. You may be writing your thoughts nonchalantly just to beat the deadline, but to do this at the expense of running roughshod over people’s feelings and sensibilities is just plain selfish.
Lastly, I honestly believe that no amount of expensive designer perfume can wash away the stench of a rotten heart. We maybe wearing Axe and Charlie cologne, but the inherent goodness of our hearts will make us fragrant to the people around us, and more importantly, to God.
*** hi Angelo, thank u so much for sharing us your comment posted in Manila Standard. God bless, bro.
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August 14th, 2007 at 2:12 pm
where’s the link of the article?
calm down people,don’t waste your energy to such bitch! pero di nga sya kagandahan para mag-inarte sya ng ganun…signs of insecurity… tsk. tsk.
MARU: hi fats, check this out: http://selvo.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/people-asia-p30.jpg
sa ngayon kahit papano eh kalmado na ako. hehe!
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August 14th, 2007 at 6:25 pm
do you have a picture of Malu Fernandez?
MARU: hi ming, here’s the link: http://selvo.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/people-asia-p30.jpg
thank u for dropping by.
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August 14th, 2007 at 11:17 pm
ayan, mas lalo tulong naging ‘winner’ ang girlash ng galit sa mga OFW. wag na pansinin, pero teka, basahin ko muna yung link
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August 15th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
I’ve only recently been informed of this shameful “diva” and her article. An article will be posted within a few hours, along with a suggestion which many of you should find interesting…
MARU: really? bah! can hardly wait. nick, hope u don’t mind in keeping us posted incase na lumabas yung article.
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August 15th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
[...] the devil wears jo malone [...]
August 16th, 2007 at 5:09 am
hi. I’m here from PikPakBum if anyone is interested, they can DIGG the Manila Standard retort if they want. :p
MARU: mr. pageman, maraming salamat po sa binigay mong link. pinuntahan ko at nabisita ko nga po pati na rin yung ibang blogs na may entry re: malu fernandez. nakakagulat na talaga sa dami ng galit dun sa matapobreng babae. Maraming salamat din po sa PikPakbum.
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August 16th, 2007 at 8:42 am
http://pikpakbum.multiply.com/journal/item/494/Feeling_the_Backlash
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August 16th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
POSEUR!
(bigyan ng dictionary si Malu at baka di nya maintindihan ito)
Sana naglislis na lang sya ng naipakatotohanan nya ang isinulat nya. Duwag!
MARU: teka, di ko rin alam ang meaning ng POSEUR, kahonito. makahanap nga rin ng dictionary. nyahahaha!
POSEUR: a person who pretends to be what he or she is not : an affected or insincere person. (source: Merriam-Webster Dictionary)
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August 16th, 2007 at 5:11 pm
Kaya pla lumubog ang Titanic…
MARU: di kinaya ang bigat ng kolesterol o ng yabang? nyahaha!
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August 16th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
sobra naman tong c porky…lahat kapatid ko nasa dubai…bat ka kase nag-economy…wag kang magtipid kung may pera ka tanga…nagwork ako sa 1 airline kaya alam ko na hindi maliit ang seat, malaki ka lng talgang impakta ka…may jo malone ka pang nalalaman for ol u know guys lalagyan lang un at bambini tlga gamit nya nirefill ba. kawawa ka naman. kung sa tingin mo kakainggit ka well sad to say nakakadiri ka…nagbabrag ka kase first time mo gaga…
MARU: nakapag work din ako ng Dubai … kaya nakakainit ng ulo si porky.
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August 16th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
May God Be with you MS. MALU FERNANDEZ!
Nope!!! I don’t think so with your attitude you are fitted to go to HELL with the DEVIL around you…..!!!!!
MARU: amen to that, shiela.
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August 17th, 2007 at 12:50 am
makisali na rin po me Ms. Maru
read Malu(wag ang turnilyo )’s article sa wow website as one of our groupmate (JN) shared it to the group.
sa totoo lang.. MUKHA NAMAN SIYANG PINOY..
pero and utak at kaluluwa niya ay 101% na ABNOY!!!
sana man lang mauntog o di kaya ay mahulog sa kahit anong sasakyan si Madam Malu minsan at magka-amnesia baka sakaling tumino ang takbo ng utak niya. ang tao nga naman..calling Ka Freddie A or FLorante..kantahan nyo nga po ang SIRAULONG BABAENG TOH… at kung di pa rin madala sa mga awit ninyo, pagtulungan nating baliktarin katawan niya..ung ULO niya ang i-apak sa lupa kasi parang di niya alam na ang 2 paa niya ay nakatapak pa rin sa lupa eh!!
nagbabaka sakali lang naman po na pag ulo na gawing niyang pantapak ay malaman niyang nasa planet earth pa rin siya..kasi baka feeling niya isa siya sa mga GREEK GODESSES dahil nga galing siyang GREECE!!! hek..hek..hek
tenchu Ms. Maru!! goodnight…
MARU: nyahahahaha!
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August 17th, 2007 at 7:02 am
Grabe, sino kahit mga tao dito sa Madrid nagrereact sa sinulat nya. Mga mayayaman na pinoy aristocrata hindi naman ganyan magsalita. Hasnt she heard the phrase: SOMETHINGS ARE BETTER LEFT UNSAID…She is digging her own grave…
From MAdrid, SPain
MARU: korek ka jan, marco!
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August 17th, 2007 at 7:07 am
FUCK YOU ALL! LOOSERS….
MARU: oist! huy ikaw! umayos ka jan! may nalalaman ka pang “LOOSERS!” kaw yata ang MALU(wag)! hehehe! sipain kaya kita jan!
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August 17th, 2007 at 7:08 am
tskk tskk tskkk…how sad…
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August 17th, 2007 at 9:30 am
[...] The Devil Wears Jo Malone [...]
August 17th, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Malu Fernandez ako ay nabibilang sa mga mayayamang angkan pero ikaw lang ata ang kakaibang MAYAMAN?????? kasi masyado kang matabil imagine mo sasabihin mo pa yung mga brand ng gamit mo!!!Nakakaawa ka dear first time mo lang sigurong magkaroon ng mga ganyang gamit.Halika dito sa bahay at may mga mamahalin na mga gamit ang nanay ko na di na nya nagagamit ipapahingi ko na lang sa iyo para sumabog ka sa yabang.Ibigay mo lang email address mo sa akin mail me at MADZIE007@yahoo.com para bigay ko address namin dito sa amin.Lapit lang kami dito Alabang ok….
MARU: go! madzie! go!
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August 17th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
LOOSERS hala… mga maluluwag daw kayo nyahahahaha
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August 17th, 2007 at 4:52 pm
loosers daw waaaaaaaaah!
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August 17th, 2007 at 5:50 pm
[...] Ailee, Arn-Arn, Selvo, Maru, Arbert, CVJ, Sparks, Nick at Pedestrian Observer Tags:class politics, elitism, journalism, media, [...]
August 17th, 2007 at 7:39 pm
oy malu fernandez, wag n wag kang pupunta s Burj Al Arab (d only seven star hotel in d world) d2 s dubai kc puro pinoy ang mgseserve syo. yung mga OFW n kinukutya mo kc nk-timbre k n… lalasunin k nila!
MARU: nakow! zia, dapat ipaskel ang larawan ni porky malu sa buong mundo kung saan may OFWs. yung tipong may WANTED na tatak dun sa picture nya. hahaha! idikit sa lahat ng airports - nang hindi na yan makapag biyahe. hahaha! bad ko talaga.
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August 17th, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Sana nga ay umabot sa mga kababayan natin sa Dubai ang sinulat niyang Malu-wagangturnilyong yan para masampolan siya ng Pilipino hospitality. Sigurado ako, sa hospital ang bagsak niyan.
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August 18th, 2007 at 3:59 am
i just got to read the article she wrote. i was laughing, not because i agree with her, but because it is futile to argue with someone who has a brain the size of a peanut!
eto lang ang ilan sa mga comment ko, aside from the others na andito at nasabi na:
1. parang name- and signature-dropping, pursuit ang article niya. Station 1 in Bora (where the most expensive resorts in bora are), her adidas all-terrain (nakakatawa, kasi palaos na ang style na yun!) and the havaianas comment (hello?! susmaryosep. sabihin mo na lang na flip flops or slippers! it isn’t as if siya lang ang may havaianas sa mundo! havaianas lang, iniyabang pa. haha!), and all the names of the persons she knows, purportedly elites. (pag iniwanan kaya natin sila lahat sa gubat ng basilan, maka-survive kaya sila?)
2. “i was dazzled by a beautiful white structure, so white it glistened in the sun!” >>> OMG. somebody teach her to write without sounding like a grade one pupil. and teach her to use words which would convey ideas in a more precise manner. “an oasis in the middle of the ISLAND”?! i’m laughing now! i know what she meant to say, but damn! nakakaiyak ang choice of words!
3. “the food… is fabulous as well. After seeing… and the fabulous…” gosh. fabulous na lang ba ang adjective sa mundo? she used “fabulous” a lot in the article. can you be more redundant? i wonder where she got her degree? does she even have one?! (or maybe she got her job as a writer by pulling strings. she is, after all, from the haves. sadly, you can have money, but it doesn’t buy you class, intelligence, or breeding.)
4. “i was on the cellphone… planning my impromptu trip…” Uh, since when do you plan something impromptu?! haha!
for the part about the airport and the OFWs, well, most of us have the same thoughts! i won’t delve on those na. on with the lambasting…
5. “caldero houses”? aren’t they called caldera houses? what an ignoramus.
6. three guesses of the real reason why a person like her would hate the beach! haha! (i mean, when i put on a little more weight than i usually have and became a size 12, i couldn’t go to the beach without feeling like i’m a whale amidst a bevy of beautiful bodies! that’s me, and i’m a size 8. imagine her. hehe.)
7. what a sorry person, trying to “entice buddy Ron to come over.” even her “buddy” got tired of her! (read the last part of the article) this person is insensitive (she doesn’t understand what’s going on around her. nasusuka na sa kanya ang mga kasama niya, and she still thinks she’s all that!), callous, obviously unintelligent, and is, beyond reasonable doubt, a sorry excuse for a writer.
reading her article is an utter waste of time and energy. she’s like that probably because even amidst her affluent life, she is miserable still. and as we all know, misery loves company. so this is the first and last time i’ll spend any of my precious time commenting about her. in her sick mind, she might even think that bad publicity is still to think that, after all.
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August 18th, 2007 at 4:05 am
erratum: in her sick mind, she might even figure that bad publicity is still publicity. it isn’t beyond her to think that, after all.
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August 18th, 2007 at 7:06 am
tutal wala naman sya kwenta, ito ang aking masasabi.
I do not know the smell of axe or charlie cologne because i’m not using any of them. I just wonder how she knew these kinds of smell. di kaya yon ang ginagamit nya at yong mga katabi nya ay mga signature prefumes at cologne ang gamit?
At siguro yong mga bangles or her so-called accesories nya ay bakal o tanso as compared to those OFW’s na pure gold talaga.?
one more thing, she implied that mas higher ang status nya than any OFW’s at feeling nya rich sya, why did she take a lowly airline at economy pa na merong flat screen na sira? At ano ang complaint nya, eh yon ang binili or afford nyang ticket o baka give away lang sa kanya? me, hindi ako sumasakay sa patakbuhing airline at hey, dapat alam NYA how to call the attention of the airline crew para mag complain.
In all probability, nagsisinungaling sya kasi marami sa kauri kong OFW ay di maingay na katulad ng sinasabi nya dahil gusto naming matulog lang para fresh pagbaba ng eroplano. Palagay ko pakiramdam nya ay siya na ang pinakamaganda sa lahat ng pinay pero it turned out na mas mukha syang basura at di sya makapaniwala na ang mga ofw na katabi nya ay mas maganda kesa sa kanya.
Ano kaya ang pinapanood nya at that time, baka yong may line na, “you are but a trying hard copycat.” o kaya yong pelikula ni ate vi na merong dialog na “ayaw ko ng masikip”.
Ang cheap at napaka hypocrite mo, ano nga ulit name, ah malu fernandez.
To Malu Fernandez: Call me and I’ll teach you how to make money so next time you go out of the country you will travel business or first class on a respectable airline. Doon di masikip at VIP ang treatment,
Oo ofw ako pero bankero ako at uulitin ko, di ko alam ang smell ng axe at charlie cologne kasi di ako gumagamit noon. Dora rat killer, alam mo rin siguro smell.
Pwet mo ikaskas mo sa basurahan ng bora. Isama mo na rin katawan mo para magkasya ka sa upuan ng economy class.
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August 18th, 2007 at 9:30 am
[...] lang? MAHADERANG MATAPOBRE SA OFWS Just another acerbic wit? Elitist Mindset in Action The Devil Wears Jo Malone Putting on the “Other’s” Shoes Malu Fernandez: The hate continues… Malu [...]
August 18th, 2007 at 10:28 am
[...] These bloggers weigh in: Mahaderang matapobre sa OFWs Still more on ‘La Diva Loca’ The devil wears Jo Malone The abominable snob-woman Bitter, spiteful snob Supilin si Malu Fernandez ng Manila Standard Today [...]
August 18th, 2007 at 11:13 am
[...] The Devil Wears Jo Malone by Maruism [...]
August 18th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
malou,you’re nothing but a second rate , trying hard copycat..!!!..gustong magmukhang mayaman..!!…hahaha…and you should have not posted your photos in your article..tsk tsk tsk..that was you’re biggest mistake..!!..because you just look so funny…your article doesnt really reflect your personality..i thought for a while, maybe the writer has the right to say something like this, being elegant looking, fashionista and the like…But OH MY GOD..!!!!…as i saw her pictures..!!!..punyeta..!!!..yan lang pala hitsura mo..????…..kung magsalita ka..!!!….eh mas maganda pa katulong namin kesa sa yong baboy ka, ha..!!!…come to think of it, you need 17 kilos of special effects para magmukha kang tao..!!!…ulol..!!…nagmukha kang clown together with the staff of boracay hotel..!!..you want to live like a rich brat yet you book yourself on economy class..??..and you complain about the seats because they’re so small..!!!…bakeeet???…ano ba tingin mo sa figure mo..??….di ba SAN MIGUEL GRANDE yang figure mo..!!!..lahat nang mahawakan sa katawan mo, puro BILBIL..!!…mahiya ka sa sarili mo oi..!!….
CALLING THE ATTENTION OF EMIRATES AIRLINES…WHEN MALOU(TONG) BOARDED YOUR PLANE, DID SHE HAVE A QUARANTINE CERTIFICATE..???…AND SHE SHOULD HAVE BEEN ON THE CARGO SIDE OF THE PLANE, TOGETHER WITH THE OTHER ANIMALS..!!!…hahaha…
with your article, PATRICIA EVANGELISTA would have lambasted you ms porkchop..!!!
lastly, do you want respect malou..??…then YOU HAVE TO EARN IT….!!!..
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August 18th, 2007 at 7:28 pm
Pwedeng padala to sa KISH, pakain sa mga bed bugs ng mabawasan dugo …
Bagay sa kanya utusan ng mga OFWs …
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August 19th, 2007 at 1:58 am
salamat po sa lahat ng nakiisa sa pagtuligsa kay malu, dapat siguro para maging effective mga rants natin, dapat lahat ng mga eto ay iforward sa publication na nagha-hire sa kanya as columnista. they should not tolerate kababawan ng mga ganitong writers. they are not helping ofws and readers, bagkus lalo lang nilang pinapalago ang career ni malu by allowing her to write and have a column. she is not even a responsible journalust by doing what she just did. siguro kung magrarally lahat ang ofw’s duon tayo magpapadala ng concern sa publisher ng diyaryona punagsusulan nya. i think they will realise they’re harboring an ill-hearted writer, doesn’t deserve a single column inh in their paper.
para eto sa lahat ng mga kapwa ko ofw na naghirap magpadala ng pera sa kaban ng ekonomiya ng pinas.
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August 19th, 2007 at 2:32 am
nakaka inis….ang kapal…..si Tita Gloria mapapatawad ko pa, pero si Malu? ewan!!!!
Shame on Malu!
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August 19th, 2007 at 3:26 am
She’s a brainless twit who has no freaking idea what she’s talking about! As an OFW, I am more than willing to compare credential with this bitch line by line, honors by honors, scholarship by scholarship, title by title, school by school both in the Philippines and the United States!
This time, ayokong daanin to sa scrabble! Sampalan ever!!!
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August 19th, 2007 at 3:51 am
Ang baboy, kahit pabangohan ng JoMalone at pagbitbitin ng Louis Vuitton, ay, Baboy, pa rin.
Kawawa naman mga baboy. Nasisira sila sa taong ito na nagpapanggap baboy na pilit magmukhang tao.mwahahaha
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August 19th, 2007 at 1:53 pm
[...] Maruism - The Devil Wears Jo Malone [...]
August 19th, 2007 at 3:50 pm
Malu Fernandez
You made a lot of people hate you with your harsh words and your horrible perspective on us OFWs. I hope you’re happy if this was what you were expecting. But if you’re concerned that you hurt a lot of people… I suggest you apologize sincerely because you made enemies within the OFW community not only in Dubai but the whole world for that matter.
Being part of the “elite” social class, you should obviously be a well educated person; you would not be in media if you weren’t, so I don’t have to point out our importance as OFWs to the country. But our importance should not be a reason to NOT belittle us. You should not deride us, or any other social class for that matter, because it is basically a very insensitive thing to do. Its something we Filipinos find very wrong. It is something that is just plain bad.
You just don’t say those things for whatever reasons you may have. Whether you’re just staying true to your “media persona/attitude” or for any agenda that only you may know. But if you said them because it’s your true self and the way you were educated and brought up, then please forgive me but clearly your character and morals are very appalling… it you do have morals at all.
You made the world so much harsher and much more difficult to live in.
…what someone who read your column would not give to be on the same plane with you to show you what a “little private hell” really means.
Lomar (an OFW in Dubai… no I don’t wear axe colognes but if I did… bite me.)
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August 19th, 2007 at 8:32 pm
MALU FERNANDEZ - she truly fits the word -> BITCH!
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August 19th, 2007 at 10:40 pm
this is so funny, is she really that stupid.
I feel sorry for my fellow manilenos. to have
such a trash magazine and newpapers so call
manila standards obliously that magazine and that paper have such a low standards. and to even have a poseur like her in their paper who happen to look old and fat.
she so disgusting to even look at. she trying so hard and yet she still doesn’t even get it.
I felt exactly just like her. when I seen her pictures! what a fucking low life. sad sad
little or should i say big piggie. oh ya I got something that will look good in your mouth
an apple HAHAHAHA get it piggy
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August 20th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
[...] The Devil who wears Jo Malone [...]
August 20th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
uhhh mali ata.. wala na ata sya nun kasi natabunan na ng napalaking lawlaw nyang bilbil. Dapat sinabi mo nalang ” TABA MO ”
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August 20th, 2007 at 7:11 pm
WAG KA NG MAGTAKA KUNG BAKIT KA KINAKAGAT KA NG LAMOK, KAHIT ISANG DOSENA PANG LAMOK DI KA PA RIN MAUUBOS AT PG NA CUTIX KA LAGYAN MO RIN ANG MUKHA MO KASI MUKHANG PAA DIN, HA HA HA BUTI NA LANG NAKAPAGPABANGO KA NG MAHALK AT LEAST NAGMUKHANG KABAYO KA ESTE TAO PALA, SA SUSUNOD KUNG MAGSUSULAT KA DAGDAGAN MO PA KASI KULANG PA PARA DESCRIBE MO SARILI MO…….BUTI NGA YUNG MGA BATO SA BORACAY NILULUMOT LANG, IKAW? DI LANG LUMOT KUNDI UUD, ANG TAO TALAGA PAG INSECURE SA SARILI KUNG ANU ANO ANG SINASABI…..SALAMAT SA COMMENT MO HA?
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August 20th, 2007 at 8:26 pm
Manila Standard Newspaper shoudn’t let this kind of person na magsulat sa papers nila. Mawawalan sila ng kredibilidad dahil sa ganitong klaseng tao. At para naman sa hitad, good-luck na lang sa ‘yo kasi pitsurado na ng lahat ang mukha mo, wag kang mabibigla kung minsan naglalakad ka ay bigla na lang may dumura sa ‘yo.
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August 20th, 2007 at 11:39 pm
[...] Mahaderang Matapobre sa OFWs [...]
August 21st, 2007 at 2:00 am
You know what… I think this so-called-socialite-pig doesn’t realize that it doesn’t take being an OFW to actually feel offended by her comments.
I am not an OFW but I was appalled by her “acerbic wit”! I would’ve understood it more if it came from someone who wasn’t pinoy…
Granted she writes for a particular “audience”… but to recklessly write about her sentiments as she sits beside Filipino Workers on a plane wearing AXE and Charlie cologne is likely to be picked up by other non-pinoy readers… and what will THAT say about us Pinoys?! That our overseas workers stink of god knows what and that they don’t know how to keep quiet on a flight? That these OFWs are rowdy and incapable of discipline?!
What the f…!
It’s not a matter of lack of common sense on the average reader that has caused this uproar… because common sense tells us that no matter how “witty” your sense of humor may be (as you so very much claim), it only reinforces what negative image we already have, which we are so very much trying to erase from the international eye.
Instead of just apologizing… you took a different course and thought it best to simply justify your actions?!
Ms. Piggy errr… Ms. Fernandez, we don’t need bitches like you to “shake up our world”… don’t feel compelled to open our eyes!
So much for “responsible writing”… go ahead… hold on to your make-up, your hairdo, your bankbook, your Addidas all-terrain, your Havs, and all your accessories! Cause it’ll be the only true friends you’ll ever have.
And oh… go ahead… “PICK A COUNTRY” again! And this time, stay the f*** away from us permanently. Cause you and your wit ain’t wanted nor needed here by any of us. Good riddance.
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August 21st, 2007 at 7:47 am
hey porky!!!magdahan dahan ka sa pagsasalita mo dyan noh, isa ako sa mga OFW d2 sa England at ung mga pinagsasabi mo na Jo malone at louis vuitton mo eh common lang d2 un!!!pero mas malamang s hongkong mo nabili ung louis vuitton mo - no yan? class A imitation?????
natuto ka lang magsalita ng salitang banyaga kung manlait ka ng kapwa m pinoy eh ganun na nalang. educated ka ba???napaka non sense ng article mo porky, sayang ung binayad syo ng manila standard sa kababawan mo.
d2 sa UK ang mga pinoy na mayayaman di nagsasalita tulad ng mga panlalait mo, lam mo mukha ka na sana tao pero sa asal m wla ka na rin pinag iba sa pinag mulan mO- sa MANILA ZOO!!!!!!!!!! cguro ngayon ka lang nakalabas ng kulungan mo at ngayon ka lang nakatikim ng mga bagay n un. nakakalungkot di ba?? ung bumalik syo ung panlalait ng kapwa m.
magsalamin ka MALU,kaming mga OFW mas mamahalin pa ung naisusuot nmin at nagagamit n perfume kaysa sa mga sinasabi mo! tingnan mo nga ung suot m sa picture!!!para kang c Donya Buding at Nova Villa sa fashion!!!d2 ka pumunta sa UNITED KINGDOM at ng makakita ka ng tunay na fashion!!!
kung talagang nasa alta syudad ka dapat sa high class ka sumakay n plane at ng di mo naaamoy ung AXE at charlie cologne.kapal m din MALU, ibang klase k!!! HYBRID PIG???????? nyahahahaha
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August 21st, 2007 at 9:19 am
hindi na siguro makakabyahe yan. alerted na lahat ng ofw’s around the world ng name at fez nya. sori sya.
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August 21st, 2007 at 11:36 am
Isa lang ang masasabi ko re Malu Fernandez’ column: HOGWASH! (PUN INTENDED)
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August 21st, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Lokang loka talaga ako.. lalo na sa mga comments kaya malu, alam nyo kung ako si Malu tatalon na lang ako sa bangin sa sobrang HIYA sa mga fellow pinoy………………
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August 21st, 2007 at 12:36 pm
sa aking mga kababayang OFW..,naisip ko lang na bakit ndi natin sulatan yung editor ng barakudang babaeng to at iaddress natin sa manila standard or sa magazine sa sinusulatan nya..para malaman ng babaeng to na ndi biro yung mga binitawang salita nya..at ipetition na rin natin na tangalin sya sa work or ibanned sa lahat ng magazine/newspaper.pag nangyari yun kahit siguro charlie or axe ndi na sya makakabili dapt bigyang leksyon ang mga ganitong klaseng tao..na ndi marunong magpahalaga sa damdamin ng kapwa nya..BABoY!!!!
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August 21st, 2007 at 1:48 pm
cguro po nasabi na natin ang lahat na nararapat lang para sa kanya (Malu) at sana po wag tayo bumaba sa level nya, basta tayo ay naghahanapbuhay ng marangal, malinis ang konsensya at walang inaapakang tao, ayos na po un. more blessing po sa ating lahat.
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August 21st, 2007 at 2:02 pm
Please verify if this is her.
http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=5282975#moreabout_1_5
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August 21st, 2007 at 2:30 pm
WOW MALU to the highest level ka…it seems sa sagot mo sa Manila Standard eh hindi ka marunong tumanggap ng pagkakamali or may be you are too ashmed to accept it..it only shows na isa kang so-so at iresponsableng writer na hindi ata sineryoso ang ethics ng pagsusulat. FYI!!!hndi tlga kami nagbabasa ng article mo dhil nga sbi mo hndi kami ang target audience mo dibah nagkataon lang na kmeng mga OFW ang tinitira mo. ISA KANG MALAKING KAHIHIYAN SA BANSA LALO SA PAMILYA MO.
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August 21st, 2007 at 4:17 pm
HMMM KULANG LANG SA TOTNAKZ YAN.. KUNG BAGA TIPONG TIGANG NA TIGANG NA KAYA ALA NA IBANG NAPAPANSIN.. AMFUFU, BAKIT PAG UMUTOT BA YAN TABACHING CHING NA YAN AMOY PABANGO BA… TIGAS NG TABA..
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August 21st, 2007 at 9:07 pm
check na lang ito yung friendster address ni malu fernandez bahala na kayo maglagay ng testi
hehehehe (Sugod mga kapatid)
http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=5282975#moreabout_1_5
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August 22nd, 2007 at 12:04 am
To Ms. Malu Fernandez, for sure you deserved every blessings God has provided you…especially, material things.. good for your then…but that doesn’t mean that you can discriminate people around you…we may not blessed with the things you are enjoying right now but for sure we are blessed with other things that you may be seeking for…i just hope that on your future columns, you will be more sensitive of the feelings of others and be more humble, because by that, you will earn our respect…
To all her critics, we may be hurt by the harsh words she has written but i think it is much better if we could just pray for her and people like her…the world doesn’t need another problem…let us be forgiving and accept that we cannot please everybody…and remember that it is better to understand than to be understood!!!
God Bless and may we have peace in our hearts…AMEN
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August 22nd, 2007 at 12:30 am
Everybody is entitled to his/her own opinion..it’s a free country anyway…and to Ms. Malu…we just hope that you won’t be able to experience the hardships/sacrifices OFWs are going through…you are a very lucky gal…but the world doesn’t stop spinning around…time will come, in one way or another, you may ask for great favors from these so called OFWs…no man in an island, girl, just to remind you!
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August 22nd, 2007 at 7:17 am
semi-taong baboy,
i suggest that ofw’s should be objective enough in addressing this issue.
with d degree of insult she had caused to every ofw and his/her family,the required equivalence for her irresponsible oink oink article against us is no less than dishonorable discharge from her current post as a porky writer of manila standard.
its a fairly square punishment that the said publication will kick the piggy malou out and throw to a piggery somewhere, and we can actually make it possible, simply by signature campaign. maybe the administrative people whose in charge, understands us unlike malou, and that, they will try to instigate some recourse so that the insult that porky malou had caused us, will be mitigated…..
just a request……..
christian
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August 22nd, 2007 at 7:29 am
HOW I WISH WE COULD COME UP WITH A MORE DRASTIC MOVE THAT WOULD SHAKE THE WORLD OF THIS 300 POUND MAMMAL..COZ TO SEE HER FIRED FROM MANILA STANDARD IS NEAR TO IMPOSSIBLE…EVERY ARTICLE IS SCRUTINIZED AND EDITED BY THE EDITOR/S…AND MALOU’S PIECE ,UNFORTUNATELY ,WITH ALL OUR PROTESTATIONS , PASSED AND MADE IT TO THE NEWSPAPER STANDS…THAT MEANS , SHE GOT ALL THE BLESSINGS FROM HER BOSS FOR THE PUBLICATION OF HER TRASH ARTICLE…WITH MALOU’s SMILE STRETCHING FROM EAR TO EAR , SHE BRAGS TO HER FRIENDS AND FAMILY THAT FINALLY , SHE HAD AN ARTICLE SOON TO COME OUT FILLED WITH ASCERBIC WIT , AS SHE CALLS…AND HER BOSS ???…HE JUST GAVE MALOU A CONGRATULATORY NOTE WITH A PAT IN THE BACK SAYING , ” DON’T WORRY ABOUT THESE OFW’s…INGGIT LANG YAN SILA SAYO..”…WHICH MADE ME SAY , “ARAY”..
BOYCOTT THE MANILA STANDARD..??..THEY’RE NOT DOING WELL IN THE STANDS COMPARED TO M.BULLETTIN , PHIL DAILY INQUIRER AND PHIL STAR…THEY WOULDN’T CARE ABOUT THE BOYCOTT…THEY WON’T GIVE A DAMN…COZ ALL THEY CARE ABOUT ARE >>> “THE ADVERTISERS” , THEIR LONG TIME BUSINESS PARTNERS…AND THAT IS WHERE THE MONEY IS…NOT FROM THE STANDS…
THE HARD TRUTH FOR NOW , MALOU BEAT US BLACK AND BLUE….WE WE’RE ALL KNOCKED DOWN AND WE HAVEN’T STOOD UP YET TO FIGHT BACK THIS GIANT HIPO…
WHILE MALOU IS THINKING AGAIN FOR ROUND TWO , EQUIPPED WITH HER USUAL WEAPON , “ASCERBIC WIT” AND HER MAGIC PEN TO WRITE ANOTHER DEMEANING ARTICLE AGAINST US…THIS TIME , IT WILL COME MORE VISCIOUS AND DEADLIER THAN WE COULD IMAGINE…
MALOU THINKS SHE’S “INVINCIBLE AND UNTOUCHABLE” BECAUSE OF HER POLITICAL CLOUT…THAT’S WHY SHE’S HAVING A GOOD TIME DOING WHAT SHE KNOWS BEST >>>> BELITTLING US….
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August 22nd, 2007 at 2:59 pm
pekpek nya talaga. ^_^ (ginaya lang kita ah. ^_^)
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August 22nd, 2007 at 5:25 pm
PLEASE - TAMA NA! Wag na ninyong tawaging baboy, mataba, sosyal at elitista si Malu.
Nakakainsulto kayo ng baboy, mataba, sosyal at elitista….