MARUISM

Huy! huy! huy! Wala ba kayong napapansin sa blog ko? hehehe!

Asensado na ang blog kong may bulaklaking bikini sa header — bikining animo tinabas galing sa kurtina namin.

Mga dodongs at indays! Naka-dotcom na si mamaru! Ahahaay!

Eto na ako ngayon:

http://maruism.wordpress.com/ ———> http://maruism.com/

I received the above gift from co-blogger Isagani.x m.a. Hays . . . how i love surprises! Pag ganitong mga sorpresa ang bumubulaga sa akin . . . biglang nagiging rose pink ang kulay ng mundo ko at parang may mga korteng puso ang lumalabas sa mga mata ko.

Aktwali, wala pa akong nagagawang kakaiba bukod sa nabago lang ang domain ko. Hehehe! Ignoramus pa ako sa ganito.

‘Nways, Isagani.x m.a., thank you very much for this gift, bro. Mwaah! Eyelabit!

SMS Jokes For Today

1. Eklavu
2. Eklavu
3. Trulalu
4. Eklavu
5. Trulalu
6. Trulalu
7. Trulalu
8. Eklalu
9. trulalu
10. Trulalu

**** Batang bading nagsasagot ng True or False na quiz!

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• ANAK: “Tay, ano po kayang magandang gawin kasi yung panty ng gf ko me tatak na NO ENTRY?”
  TATAY: “Easy lang anak, yung brief mo markahan mo ng. . . GOV’T PROJECT = DO NOT DELAY!”

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• JR: “Tay, bakit yung bird ng classmate ko parang Happy Nuts?”
  TATAY: “hahaha! bakit anak, maliit ba?”
  JR: “Hindi po. . . maalat!”
  TATAY: “Hayop ka! Bakla!!!”

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• AMO: “Inday, ganda ng porma mo! Ano ba ang trabaho mo sa Maynila?”
  INDAY: “5-6 po, sir”
  AMO: “‘yung parang bombay?”
  INDAY: “hindi, pag may P500 payag ako makipag-6!”

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• Whats th e difference between girls aged:
  8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
  at 8 - you take her to bed and tell her a story
  at 18 - you tell her a story and take her to bed
  at 28 - you dont need to tell her a story to take her to bed
  at 38 - she tells you a story and takes you to bed
  at 48 - you tell her a story 2 avoid going to bed
  at 58 - you stay in bed to avoid her story
  at 68 - if you take her to bed, that will be a story
  at 78 - what story??? what bed??? who are you???

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• As proposed by GMA, sex will now be taxed.
• 1. Upon penetration (VAT-Vaginal Access Tax)
  2. If more than 10 minutes inside (Burial Tax)
  3. Upon withdrawal (Exit Tax)
  4. Those who don’t sex life (Idle Asset Tax)
  5. Those who practice withdrawal method of birth control (Withholding Tax)
  6. Entering other than wife (Road Users Tax)
  Kung matutuloy ito, sa yo pa lang makaka -ahon na ang Pilipinas sa lahat ng utang. Mabuhay ka! Bayaning Pinoy!

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