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merong sagot sa 10 goddess.
THEY HAVE BOOBS AND PUSSY.
nyahahahahaha!
MARU: jojie, is dat you? hehehe! kakagulat ka a.
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jojie :O u surprise me… i know something about you langga
MARU: hmmmn ano naman kaya yun?
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vulnerable ang mga babae and kapag sinabihan mo i luv u eh maniniwala hehehehe. pero kaming mga lalaki di kami magsurvive without babae…
MARU: hmmmn… di naman lahat naniniwala ng mga “i luv u” chuva na yan. mas naniniwala pa kami pag sinasabihan ng “i kras u”. hahaha
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spitsles ako
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that’s why i date men
MARU: hi fill, iniisip ko nga rin na makipag date na lang siguro ako sa lalaki. lolz!
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hindi lang yan…
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dami pa sana eh.. kaya lang tama na.. baka maintriga na naman ako.. atsaka baka isipin nila dami kong alam sa bebots..
MARU: kung may kilala akong matinik pagdating sa bebot….ikaw yun, moo.
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madami ako alam sa babae, di ko lang sasabihin. sikret.
MARU: marami din kaming alam tungkol sa u, bespren. hahaha!
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i only know 2 things about men.
1. they dont know anything about us.
2. they’re the inferior sex.
JOKE LANG! i love men! woohoo!
MARU: i second the motion. JOKEEEE!
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i only know one thing about women: “life is empty without them” nakanaman.seryoso na ‘to!
MARU: jeck, sa tono mo pa lang…halatang inlab na inlab ka sa ngayon. inggit ako a.
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hahaha…halata ba? kasi yan din depinisyon ko talaga ng babae. in general, sama na nanay ko tsaka mga kakilala kong chickababes.hehehe
MARU: biglang naging safe ang sagot a. ayaw pa-intriga.
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asteeg… pero guys can also argue that the opposite is likewise true (but if we do that… totoo ngang we don’t know women!)
MARU: taroogs, wag ka na kasi komontra kung ayaw mo masaktan. hahaha!
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