- Girl: “Bakit mo ba ako gusto ligawan?
Boy: “Kasi mabait ka. Pino ang kilos. Hindi mahalay magsalita at higit sa lahat, mahinhin ka.”
Girl: “Wussshuu. Malaki ba titi mo?”
- Titser:”Ano ang past tense sa laba?”
Boy1: “Naglaba, maam!”
Titser: “Ang present?”
Boy2: “Naglalaba!”
Titser: “Tama! Ano ang future tense?”
Boy3: “Magsasampay!”
- Sa police station:
Misis: “Sir, gusto ko lang po report yung sumusulat at tumatawag sa akin…”
Pulis: “Aba, grave threats. Bawal nga yan. Alam nyo po ba ang pangalan nila?”
Misis: “Citibank at HSBC po!”
- Sir: “Inday, wala ma’am mo, dun tayo sa kwarto…”
Inday: “What?! Are you nuts…?! For your information sir, I intend to reserve my virginity for the person i truly love! If u think i’m an easy-to-get cheap slut, we’ll, you’re barking at the wrong tree! And will you please act like a professional because you’re so eeeewww… If i hear anymore filthy words coming from your mouth, I wil not hesitate to take legal action!”
Sir: “Leche, maarte ka!”
Inday: “Joke lang, sir naman…tara!”
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New Comedies — Are They Worth Your Time?
Go Inday!… new look ulit ang blog mo maru…
pero mas gusto ko ito kesa yun last na style ng blog mo 
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hahaha! tnx maruski, you just made my day!
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lupit talaga ni inday mag english whew!
xiao!
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wahaw..yellow paper..hehe..nice theme.
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Napapatagalog din pala si Inday pag sex na ang usapan eh! Hehe!
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wow this site/blog is terific galing keep it up maru
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matsalam maru….keep it up…astig ng blog mo…
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Malaki. heheh
PS: Bakit ba parang di ako naka-login kung nsa blog niyo po ako?
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