- Girl: “Bakit mo ba ako gusto ligawan?
Boy: “Kasi mabait ka. Pino ang kilos. Hindi mahalay magsalita at higit sa lahat, mahinhin ka.”
Girl: “Wussshuu. Malaki ba titi mo?”
- Titser:”Ano ang past tense sa laba?”
Boy1: “Naglaba, maam!”
Titser: “Ang present?”
Boy2: “Naglalaba!”
Titser: “Tama! Ano ang future tense?”
Boy3: “Magsasampay!”
- Sa police station:
Misis: “Sir, gusto ko lang po report yung sumusulat at tumatawag sa akin…”
Pulis: “Aba, grave threats. Bawal nga yan. Alam nyo po ba ang pangalan nila?”
Misis: “Citibank at HSBC po!”
- Sir: “Inday, wala ma’am mo, dun tayo sa kwarto…”
Inday: “What?! Are you nuts…?! For your information sir, I intend to reserve my virginity for the person i truly love! If u think i’m an easy-to-get cheap slut, we’ll, you’re barking at the wrong tree! And will you please act like a professional because you’re so eeeewww… If i hear anymore filthy words coming from your mouth, I wil not hesitate to take legal action!”
Sir: “Leche, maarte ka!”
Inday: “Joke lang, sir naman…tara!”
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.-= Dennis´s last blog ..A Jingle For Filipino Call Center Agents...
Go Inday!… new look ulit ang blog mo maru…
pero mas gusto ko ito kesa yun last na style ng blog mo 
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hahaha! tnx maruski, you just made my day!
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lupit talaga ni inday mag english whew!
xiao!
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wahaw..yellow paper..hehe..nice theme.
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Napapatagalog din pala si Inday pag sex na ang usapan eh! Hehe!
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wow this site/blog is terific galing keep it up maru
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matsalam maru….keep it up…astig ng blog mo…
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Malaki. heheh
PS: Bakit ba parang di ako naka-login kung nsa blog niyo po ako?
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