SMS Jokes For Today 10.11.07

  • Girl: “Bakit mo ba ako gusto ligawan?
    Boy: “Kasi mabait ka. Pino ang kilos. Hindi mahalay magsalita at higit sa lahat, mahinhin ka.”
    Girl: “Wussshuu. Malaki ba titi mo?”
  • Titser:”Ano ang past tense sa laba?”
    Boy1: “Naglaba, maam!”
    Titser: “Ang present?”
    Boy2: “Naglalaba!”
    Titser: “Tama! Ano ang future tense?”
    Boy3: “Magsasampay!”

  • Sa police station:
    Misis: “Sir, gusto ko lang po report yung sumusulat at tumatawag sa akin…”
    Pulis: “Aba, grave threats. Bawal nga yan. Alam nyo po ba ang pangalan nila?”
    Misis: “Citibank at HSBC po!”
  • Sir: “Inday, wala ma’am mo, dun tayo sa kwarto…”
    Inday: “What?! Are you nuts…?! For your information sir, I intend to reserve my virginity for the person i truly love! If u think i’m an easy-to-get cheap slut, we’ll, you’re barking at the wrong tree! And will you please act like a professional because you’re so eeeewww… If i hear anymore filthy words coming from your mouth, I wil not hesitate to take legal action!”
    Sir: “Leche, maarte ka!”
    Inday: “Joke lang, sir naman…tara!”

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8 thoughts on “SMS Jokes For Today 10.11.07

  1. Go Inday!… new look ulit ang blog mo maru… 🙂 pero mas gusto ko ito kesa yun last na style ng blog mo 🙂

    MARU: hay naku, dami kasi pwede pagpilian. nakakalito sa daming magaganda na theme. pero baka eto na muna ang talagang theme ko. hirap mag ayos eh.

  2. wow this site/blog is terific galing keep it up maru

    MARU: thanks for the visit rico. 😀 salamat din sa appreciation.

  3. Malaki. heheh 😛

    PS: Bakit ba parang di ako naka-login kung nsa blog niyo po ako? 🙁

    MARU: login ka na lang ulit kasi nag iba ang server ko eh.

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