"Oh she takes care of herself. She can wait if she wants. She's ahead of her time. Oh and she never gives out. And she never gives in. She just changes her mind..."
-- Billy Joel's "She's Always A Woman To me" 
- Girl: “Bakit mo ba ako gusto ligawan?
Boy: “Kasi mabait ka. Pino ang kilos. Hindi mahalay magsalita at higit sa lahat, mahinhin ka.”
Girl: “Wussshuu. Malaki ba titi mo?”
- Titser:”Ano ang past tense sa laba?”
Boy1: “Naglaba, maam!”
Titser: “Ang present?”
Boy2: “Naglalaba!”
Titser: “Tama! Ano ang future tense?”
Boy3: “Magsasampay!”
- Sa police station:
Misis: “Sir, gusto ko lang po report yung sumusulat at tumatawag sa akin…”
Pulis: “Aba, grave threats. Bawal nga yan. Alam nyo po ba ang pangalan nila?”
Misis: “Citibank at HSBC po!”
- Sir: “Inday, wala ma’am mo, dun tayo sa kwarto…”
Inday: “What?! Are you nuts…?! For your information sir, I intend to reserve my virginity for the person i truly love! If u think i’m an easy-to-get cheap slut, we’ll, you’re barking at the wrong tree! And will you please act like a professional because you’re so eeeewww… If i hear anymore filthy words coming from your mouth, I wil not hesitate to take legal action!”
Sir: “Leche, maarte ka!”
Inday: “Joke lang, sir naman…tara!”
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October 11th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
Go Inday!… new look ulit ang blog mo maru…
pero mas gusto ko ito kesa yun last na style ng blog mo 
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October 11th, 2007 at 6:52 pm
hahaha! tnx maruski, you just made my day!
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October 12th, 2007 at 4:37 am
lupit talaga ni inday mag english whew!
xiao!
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October 12th, 2007 at 7:37 am
wahaw..yellow paper..hehe..nice theme.
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October 12th, 2007 at 8:25 am
Napapatagalog din pala si Inday pag sex na ang usapan eh! Hehe!
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October 12th, 2007 at 8:48 pm
wow this site/blog is terific galing keep it up maru
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October 14th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
matsalam maru….keep it up…astig ng blog mo…
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October 15th, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Malaki. heheh
PS: Bakit ba parang di ako naka-login kung nsa blog niyo po ako?
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