SMS Jokes For Today 10.11.07

Author: MARU  //  Category: Humor
  • Girl: “Bakit mo ba ako gusto ligawan?
    Boy: “Kasi mabait ka. Pino ang kilos. Hindi mahalay magsalita at higit sa lahat, mahinhin ka.”
    Girl: “Wussshuu. Malaki ba titi mo?”
  • Titser:”Ano ang past tense sa laba?”
    Boy1: “Naglaba, maam!”
    Titser: “Ang present?”
    Boy2: “Naglalaba!”
    Titser: “Tama! Ano ang future tense?”
    Boy3: “Magsasampay!”

  • Sa police station:
    Misis: “Sir, gusto ko lang po report yung sumusulat at tumatawag sa akin…”
    Pulis: “Aba, grave threats. Bawal nga yan. Alam nyo po ba ang pangalan nila?”
    Misis: “Citibank at HSBC po!”
  • Sir: “Inday, wala ma’am mo, dun tayo sa kwarto…”
    Inday: “What?! Are you nuts…?! For your information sir, I intend to reserve my virginity for the person i truly love! If u think i’m an easy-to-get cheap slut, we’ll, you’re barking at the wrong tree! And will you please act like a professional because you’re so eeeewww… If i hear anymore filthy words coming from your mouth, I wil not hesitate to take legal action!”
    Sir: “Leche, maarte ka!”
    Inday: “Joke lang, sir naman…tara!”

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8 Responses to “SMS Jokes For Today 10.11.07”

  1. zoul1380No Gravatar Says:

    Go Inday!… new look ulit ang blog mo maru… :) pero mas gusto ko ito kesa yun last na style ng blog mo :)

    MARU: hay naku, dami kasi pwede pagpilian. nakakalito sa daming magaganda na theme. pero baka eto na muna ang talagang theme ko. hirap mag ayos eh.

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  2. TRISHNo Gravatar Says:

    hahaha! tnx maruski, you just made my day! :)

    MARU: glad to know that, trish! :D ur welcome.

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  3. brathNo Gravatar Says:

    lupit talaga ni inday mag english whew!

    xiao!

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  4. chuvanessNo Gravatar Says:

    wahaw..yellow paper..hehe..nice theme.

    MARU: wahihi! eto na muna ang theme ko para naman maiba.

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  5. KikoNo Gravatar Says:

    Napapatagalog din pala si Inday pag sex na ang usapan eh! Hehe! :)

    MARU: napaghalata tuloy si inday. lols.

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  6. petchieboi ricoNo Gravatar Says:

    wow this site/blog is terific galing keep it up maru

    MARU: thanks for the visit rico. :D salamat din sa appreciation.

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  7. kaijo_170No Gravatar Says:

    matsalam maru….keep it up…astig ng blog mo…

    MARU: hi kaijo! salamat sa pagbisita. :D

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  8. druNo Gravatar Says:

    Malaki. heheh :P
    PS: Bakit ba parang di ako naka-login kung nsa blog niyo po ako? :(

    MARU: login ka na lang ulit kasi nag iba ang server ko eh.

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