"Oh she takes care of herself. She can wait if she wants. She's ahead of her time. Oh and she never gives out. And she never gives in. She just changes her mind..."
-- Billy Joel's "She's Always A Woman To me" 
WIFE: “Doc, bakit lumalabas ang mga ugat sa titi ng mister ko?
DOC: “Varicose veins yun!”
WIFE: “Anong cause nun?”
DOC: “Pareho din sa legs mo, inuugat pag laging nakatayo.”***********
Mga tips para di ma-offend ang iyong minamahal kung . . .
Madumi kuko: “Sweetheart, meron ba kayong bukirin?”
Pasmado: “Babes, ilang % ang shares mo sa NAWASA?”
May muta: “Sugar, have you been crying all day?”
May putok: “Hon, related ka ba kay yilmaz Bektaz?”
and finally,
Bad breath: “Darling …humihinga ka ba o umuutot? just askin…”
**sms sender: smythballs
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Body Piercings … More than Fashion?
October 20th, 2007 at 11:37 am
Bad breath: “Darling …humihinga ka ba o umuutot? just askin…”—————-> wahahaha. nakakainsulto pa rin. hahahahahahaha!
how about…
“honey, kumain ka ba ng bulok na durian?”
mwehehehe.
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October 20th, 2007 at 2:32 pm
kapag duling: darling do i show too much flesh?
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October 20th, 2007 at 9:56 pm
sabay silip kung may varicose ba si mister… aba!
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October 21st, 2007 at 6:20 am
[...] Maru, para naman makita ko ang application niya ng “see one, do one, teach one” sa mga anak [...]
October 21st, 2007 at 3:23 pm
Astig talaga mga Joke Time mo mAru
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