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SMS Jokes For Today 10.20.07

October 20th, 2007

WIFE: “Doc, bakit lumalabas ang mga ugat sa titi ng mister ko?
DOC: “Varicose veins yun!”
WIFE: “Anong cause nun?”
DOC: “Pareho din sa legs mo, inuugat pag laging nakatayo.”

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Mga tips para di ma-offend ang iyong minamahal kung . . .

Madumi kuko: “Sweetheart, meron ba kayong bukirin?”

Pasmado: “Babes, ilang % ang shares mo sa NAWASA?”

May muta: “Sugar, have you been crying all day?”

May putok: “Hon, related ka ba kay yilmaz Bektaz?”

and finally,

Bad breath: “Darling …humihinga ka ba o umuutot? just askin…”

**sms sender: smythballs

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5 Responses to “SMS Jokes For Today 10.20.07”

  1. iyaNo Gravatar says:

    Bad breath: “Darling …humihinga ka ba o umuutot? just askin…”—————-> wahahaha. nakakainsulto pa rin. hahahahahahaha!

    how about…

    “honey, kumain ka ba ng bulok na durian?”

    mwehehehe.

    Reply

  2. selvoNo Gravatar says:

    kapag duling: darling do i show too much flesh?

    Reply

  3. paoNo Gravatar says:

    sabay silip kung may varicose ba si mister… aba!

    Reply

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  5. zoul1380No Gravatar says:

    Astig talaga mga Joke Time mo mAru :)

    MARU: salamat sa walang sawang appreciation, bro. :D

    Reply

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