SMS Jokes For Today 10.23.07
- EMPLEYADO: “Boss, namatay pala yung manager natin, pwede kayang ako na lang pumalit sa pwesto nya?”
BOSS: “Pwede naman … ewan ko lang kung papayag ang funeraria.”
**SMS sender: Silentnewbie
- Birthmonths and their meanings:
* January - seloso/selosa
* February - mahirap mahalin, moody , katok
* March - sweet, may konteng arte, seloso/selosa
* April - pasaway, makulet, simpleng malibog
* May - honest, minsan nangangaliwa
* June - lover, user, playgirl/playboy
* July - stick to one, tama lang
* August - mahilig sa sex
* September - takot magmahal at masaktan, simpleng malibog
* October - di kontento sa isa, bolero/bolera
- * November -serious, sweet, lover, intelligent
* December - mapagmahal, babaero
Uy, tama ba yung sa ‘yo?
**SMS sender: wow_kalabaw
- APAT na uri ng pala-utot:
1. MAPAGKUNWARI: uutot ng tahimk at pagkatapos eh aastang inosente, magbibintang pa!
2. MAHIYAIN: uutot ng mahina tapos ngingiti.
3. MAYABANG: uutot ng malakas, tapos balewala sa kanya na narinig ng lahat ang utot nya!
4. MALAS: susubukan umutot pero tae ang lalabas…
**SMS sender: Unoprimero
- MagBF nag uusap sa tabing dagat.
GIRL: “Hon, ano zodiac sign mo?”
BOY: (nag isip sya dahil bobo di nya alam) “sa yo muna, hon.”
GIRL: “zodiac sign ko, Cancer.”
BOY: “sa akin Ulcer?! “
- PRIEST: “Anak, , me gusto ka bang sabihin bago i-switch on ang electric chair?”
CONVICT: “Father, wag nyo po sana bibitiwan ang kamay ko hanggat di pa ako namamatay, please…”
- What is Malicious?
Answer: When you put the kanang sapatos on the kaliwang paa and the kaliwang sapatos on the kanang paa. Malicious di ba?
- “It’s better to cross the line and suffer the consequences than to just stare at the line for the rest of your life.” — rules sa patintero
**SMS sender: Smythballs
Tipping — Out of Control?
October 23rd, 2007 at 8:57 am
* February - mahirap mahalin, moody , katok, (stick to one) ayan tama na un sa taas kulang eh hahaha jukz lng.. natawa ko sa priest at covict ang kulit hahaha..
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October 23rd, 2007 at 9:39 am
* June - lover, user, playgirl/playboy
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October 23rd, 2007 at 9:41 am
* June - lover, user, playgirl/playboy — hindi totoo ito… HINDI!!!!!
* February - mahirap mahalin, moody , katok — may katotohanan ito… TOTOO!!!!!
nyahaha
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October 23rd, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Birthmonths and their meanings:
Di ko alam kung tama sa akin kase walang November eh! lols
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October 23rd, 2007 at 12:34 pm
birthmonth & their meanings: hahaha. April - pasaway, makulet, simpleng malibog —-> april ang birthday ko. di naman ako pasaway ah. ang pagkakaalam ko. pero totoo ang february. feb pinanganak si fafa ko. haysus.
sexy mama, di ba august ka? hehehe
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October 23rd, 2007 at 12:41 pm
Ay ayun pala sowee nagmadali na naman ako tsk tsk..
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October 23rd, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Hmmmm…Birthday ko this october, ang sabi “October - di kontento sa isa, bolero” Gaano katotoo ito? Bwahahahaha
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October 23rd, 2007 at 2:12 pm
nakakaaliw tlaga tong mga sms jokes for the day mo maru! parang masyado namang serious and conservative ung sa mga nag bibirthday ng july. hahaha.
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October 25th, 2007 at 8:05 am
tisay maru tama yata ang nakasulat sa february no o may kulang .ang sa akin august ano tingin mo tama ba
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October 26th, 2007 at 9:20 pm
* August - mahilig sa sex
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October 28th, 2007 at 8:50 am
* August - mahilig sa sex =hmmm…..test ko muna to…balik ako kung tama ba to o mali ^_^
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