November 24, 2007 | In: Humor

SMS Joke For Today

Sa isang bar…

Boy: “Miss, can i buy you a drink?”

Girl: “No thanks. Bad ang alcohol sa mga legs ko.”

Boy: “Bakit? Namamaga ba?”

Girl: “Hindi, bumubuka!” :lol:

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ontoyNo Gravatar

November 25th, 2007 at 1:12 am

:D funny.

I was curious about your blog as posted from kwentongbarbero (w/c was also mentioned in inquierer.net)

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AbadNo Gravatar

November 25th, 2007 at 1:13 am

i received the same message yesterday. nice site!

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antukenNo Gravatar

November 25th, 2007 at 2:03 pm

hahaha. magandang joke ito. posibleng mangyari talaga. hehe. may bago na po sa bahay ko. :) mejo may kahabaan nga lang (mejo matagal di nakapag-post eh).

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k3mbotNo Gravatar

November 25th, 2007 at 2:35 pm

ampness manay…bwahahaa

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WoobieNo Gravatar

November 25th, 2007 at 8:10 pm

Miss maru, ang topic ko ngayon sa blog ay tiangge, bigla kitang naalala. Saan ka magtia-tiangge (kung meron) at paano o-order ng polvoron mo?

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camilleNo Gravatar

November 25th, 2007 at 8:35 pm

ms. maru!

waaahhhh :lol: napatawa mo tlga ako dto , pramis :lol:

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Fau RafiliNo Gravatar

November 26th, 2007 at 12:36 am

wow. katuwa naman – ui ang ganda po ng blog mo. hehe. galing parang kinarir talaga. add po kita sa blogroll ko sa http://akosifau.wordpress.com add mo din po ako ha. hehehe.

tnx.

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bruhildaNo Gravatar

November 26th, 2007 at 9:29 am

hahahaha…. posible nga to. kaya nga sabi sa commercial drink moderately.

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MARU: hehehe! para lang bumuka ang legs eh ganun lang pala ang teknik. kaya ako, magkakape na lang.

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selvoNo Gravatar

November 26th, 2007 at 9:45 am

hehehe gang muah. ngayon lang ako nagka pc ng matino eh kaya nga lang ako nakapag ikot. muah muah muah

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