Sa isang bar…
Boy: “Miss, can i buy you a drink?”
Girl: “No thanks. Bad ang alcohol sa mga legs ko.”
Boy: “Bakit? Namamaga ba?”
Girl: “Hindi, bumubuka!” 
This joke is brought to you by….
November 24th, 2007
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Miss maru, ang topic ko ngayon sa blog ay tiangge, bigla kitang naalala. Saan ka magtia-tiangge (kung meron) at paano o-order ng polvoron mo?
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