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		<title>By: MARU</title>
		<link>http://www.maruism.com/2007/12/03/sms-jokes-for-today-120307/comment-page-1/#comment-2104</link>
		<dc:creator>MARU</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2007 23:50:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>johannes...connie...bruhilda....fau...kapestehan...calvin...chona...Pryss...idol jon and khonz... MARAMING Salamat sa pag iwan ng bakas dito sa entry na &#039;to. Sensya na kung di ako nakaka bisita sa mga lungga nyo lately, bisi-bisihan ang lola nyo. babawi ako. hayss....

Tenk yu talaga sa walang sawa na pagdalaw sa blog ko.

&lt;em&gt;MARU&#039;s last blog post..&lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href=&#039;http://www.maruism.com/2007/12/05/im-on-tv/&#039; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;I?m On TV!&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>johannes&#8230;connie&#8230;bruhilda&#8230;.fau&#8230;kapestehan&#8230;calvin&#8230;chona&#8230;Pryss&#8230;idol jon and khonz&#8230; MARAMING Salamat sa pag iwan ng bakas dito sa entry na &#8216;to. Sensya na kung di ako nakaka bisita sa mga lungga nyo lately, bisi-bisihan ang lola nyo. babawi ako. hayss&#8230;.</p>
<p>Tenk yu talaga sa walang sawa na pagdalaw sa blog ko.</p>
<p><em>MARU&#8217;s last blog post..</em><a href='http://www.maruism.com/2007/12/05/im-on-tv/'>I?m On TV!</a></p>
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		<title>By: khonz</title>
		<link>http://www.maruism.com/2007/12/03/sms-jokes-for-today-120307/comment-page-1/#comment-2103</link>
		<dc:creator>khonz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2007 19:41:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hahaha!  kulit talaga ng mga jokes mo mamaru... :D

&lt;em&gt;khonz&#039;s last blog post..&lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href=&#039;http://khonz.wordpress.com/2007/12/04/stressed/&#039; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Stressed!&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hahaha!  kulit talaga ng mga jokes mo mamaru&#8230; <img src='http://www.maruism.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><em>khonz&#8217;s last blog post..</em><a href='http://khonz.wordpress.com/2007/12/04/stressed/'>Stressed!</a></p>
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		<title>By: Jon Cabron</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jon Cabron</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2007 18:25:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>bwahaha gusto ko yung sa bangkay&#039;
magamit nga minsan,

&lt;em&gt;Jon Cabron&#039;s last blog post..&lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href=&#039;http://joncabron.wordpress.com/2007/12/05/lufah/&#039; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;lufah&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>bwahaha gusto ko yung sa bangkay&#8217;<br />
magamit nga minsan,</p>
<p><em>Jon Cabron&#8217;s last blog post..</em><a href='http://joncabron.wordpress.com/2007/12/05/lufah/'>lufah</a></p>
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		<title>By: Pryss</title>
		<link>http://www.maruism.com/2007/12/03/sms-jokes-for-today-120307/comment-page-1/#comment-2101</link>
		<dc:creator>Pryss</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 20:14:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>patawa yung sa bangkay nyahahahah!!!
meron pa iba...

pinapaikot mo lang ako Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang patayin mo na lang ako&quot; -electric fan

&quot;hindi lahat ng walang salawal ay bastos&quot; -winnie d&#039; pooh

&quot;Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad kundi ang mapalapit sayo. pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo&quot; -ipis

&quot;Hala! sige magpakasasa ka! Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo.&quot; -hipon

&quot;Ayoko na! pag nagmamahal ako lagi na lang maraming tao ang nagagalit! wala ba akong karapatang magmahal?!?&quot; -gasolina


&quot;Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako&#039;y sau ayoko ko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao ganun mo na lang ako itanggi..&quot; -utot

&quot;Sawang sawa na ako palagi nalang akong pinagpapasa- pasahan, pagod na pagod na ako.&quot; -Bola

&quot;you never know what you have till you lose it. and once you lose it, you can never get it back&quot; -snatcher

&quot;Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka mahirap ba talagang makontento sa isa? bakit palipat-lipat ka? -TV

&quot;hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin c&quot; -kili kili

Sige, batihin mo ako.... Sigeee.....BATEEEEE E!!!!!!!! -omelette

pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako! -libag

&quot;wag mo na akong bilugin..&quot; -kulangot

Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa iyo? -Lego

&quot;hindi lahat ng dugo puedeng idonate&quot; -regla

&quot;Ang tamang paglalagay ng lipstick ay lagpas labi&quot; - Ronald McDonald

&quot;can&#039;t help but fall&quot; - sipon

&quot;hindi lahat ng hinog matamis - nana

&quot;hindi porket checkered ay table cloth! Tandaan nyo yan&quot; - FEU

&quot;wala naman akong gnagawa sa kanya, nidi na nga ako gugamagalaw dito. Ako na yung natapakan siya pa ang galit&quot; - tae</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>patawa yung sa bangkay nyahahahah!!!<br />
meron pa iba&#8230;</p>
<p>pinapaikot mo lang ako Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pang patayin mo na lang ako&#8221; -electric fan</p>
<p>&#8220;hindi lahat ng walang salawal ay bastos&#8221; -winnie d&#8217; pooh</p>
<p>&#8220;Alam mo ba wala akong ibang hinangad kundi ang mapalapit sayo. pero patuloy ang pag-iwas mo&#8221; -ipis</p>
<p>&#8220;Hala! sige magpakasasa ka! Alam ko namang katawan ko lang ang habol mo.&#8221; -hipon</p>
<p>&#8220;Ayoko na! pag nagmamahal ako lagi na lang maraming tao ang nagagalit! wala ba akong karapatang magmahal?!?&#8221; -gasolina</p>
<p>&#8220;Hindi ko hinahangad na ipagmalaki mo na ako&#8217;y sau ayoko ko lang naman na sa harap ng maraming tao ganun mo na lang ako itanggi..&#8221; -utot</p>
<p>&#8220;Sawang sawa na ako palagi nalang akong pinagpapasa- pasahan, pagod na pagod na ako.&#8221; -Bola</p>
<p>&#8220;you never know what you have till you lose it. and once you lose it, you can never get it back&#8221; -snatcher</p>
<p>&#8220;Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka mahirap ba talagang makontento sa isa? bakit palipat-lipat ka? -TV</p>
<p>&#8220;hindi lahat ng maasim may vitamin c&#8221; -kili kili</p>
<p>Sige, batihin mo ako&#8230;. Sigeee&#8230;..BATEEEEE E!!!!!!!! -omelette</p>
<p>pilitin mo man na alisin ako sa buhay mo, babalik at babalik ako! -libag</p>
<p>&#8220;wag mo na akong bilugin..&#8221; -kulangot</p>
<p>Paano tayo makakabuo kung hindi ako papatong sa iyo? -Lego</p>
<p>&#8220;hindi lahat ng dugo puedeng idonate&#8221; -regla</p>
<p>&#8220;Ang tamang paglalagay ng lipstick ay lagpas labi&#8221; &#8211; Ronald McDonald</p>
<p>&#8220;can&#8217;t help but fall&#8221; &#8211; sipon</p>
<p>&#8220;hindi lahat ng hinog matamis &#8211; nana</p>
<p>&#8220;hindi porket checkered ay table cloth! Tandaan nyo yan&#8221; &#8211; FEU</p>
<p>&#8220;wala naman akong gnagawa sa kanya, nidi na nga ako gugamagalaw dito. Ako na yung natapakan siya pa ang galit&#8221; &#8211; tae</p>
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		<title>By: antuken</title>
		<link>http://www.maruism.com/2007/12/03/sms-jokes-for-today-120307/comment-page-1/#comment-2100</link>
		<dc:creator>antuken</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:33:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hahaha. i love the 2nd one. hehehe

&lt;em&gt;antuken&#039;s last blog post..&lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href=&#039;http://majorsleepyhead.wordpress.com/2007/12/04/eto-mga-lab-ko-tag/&#039; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;eto mga lab ko (tag)&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hahaha. i love the 2nd one. hehehe</p>
<p><em>antuken&#8217;s last blog post..</em><a href='http://majorsleepyhead.wordpress.com/2007/12/04/eto-mga-lab-ko-tag/'>eto mga lab ko (tag)</a></p>
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		<title>By: calvin</title>
		<link>http://www.maruism.com/2007/12/03/sms-jokes-for-today-120307/comment-page-1/#comment-2099</link>
		<dc:creator>calvin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:05:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hehe natawa ako dun sa damuhan na joke ah. :)

&lt;em&gt;calvin&#039;s last blog post..&lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href=&#039;http://calvinshub.wordpress.com/2007/12/04/touring-ilocos-without-a-car-part-2-going-to-pagudpud/&#039; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Touring Ilocos Without a Car Part 2: Going to Pagudpud&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hehe natawa ako dun sa damuhan na joke ah. <img src='http://www.maruism.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><em>calvin&#8217;s last blog post..</em><a href='http://calvinshub.wordpress.com/2007/12/04/touring-ilocos-without-a-car-part-2-going-to-pagudpud/'>Touring Ilocos Without a Car Part 2: Going to Pagudpud</a></p>
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		<title>By: Kapestehan</title>
		<link>http://www.maruism.com/2007/12/03/sms-jokes-for-today-120307/comment-page-1/#comment-2098</link>
		<dc:creator>Kapestehan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 13:45:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ayy ako din gus2 ko 5 times sa damuhan. kaya lng bka di nko makalakad nun. Lalo ako masasakang! hakhakhak

&lt;em&gt;Kapestehan&#039;s last blog post..&lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href=&#039;http://librendt.wordpress.com/2007/12/03/search-engine-terms/&#039; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Search Engine Terms&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ayy ako din gus2 ko 5 times sa damuhan. kaya lng bka di nko makalakad nun. Lalo ako masasakang! hakhakhak</p>
<p><em>Kapestehan&#8217;s last blog post..</em><a href='http://librendt.wordpress.com/2007/12/03/search-engine-terms/'>Search Engine Terms</a></p>
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		<title>By: Ako Si Fau!</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ako Si Fau!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 12:37:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Amo: “Inday, paalisin mo nga yung pulubi sa labas ng bahay…”
(nilabas ni Inday)
Inday: “Off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such
unabashed display of vagrant destitution!”
Pulubi: “Oh! I’m so ashamed… Such a mansion of social climbing freaks…”

&quot;&quot;&quot;bwa hahaha me pulubi na hahaha!&quot;&quot;&quot;

&lt;em&gt;Ako Si Fau!&#039;s last blog post..&lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href=&#039;http://akosifau.wordpress.com/2007/12/04/dudong-charing/&#039; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;dudong charing?&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Amo: “Inday, paalisin mo nga yung pulubi sa labas ng bahay…”<br />
(nilabas ni Inday)<br />
Inday: “Off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such<br />
unabashed display of vagrant destitution!”<br />
Pulubi: “Oh! I’m so ashamed… Such a mansion of social climbing freaks…”</p>
<p>&#8220;&#8221;"bwa hahaha me pulubi na hahaha!&#8221;"&#8221;</p>
<p><em>Ako Si Fau!&#8217;s last blog post..</em><a href='http://akosifau.wordpress.com/2007/12/04/dudong-charing/'>dudong charing?</a></p>
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		<title>By: bruhilda</title>
		<link>http://www.maruism.com/2007/12/03/sms-jokes-for-today-120307/comment-page-1/#comment-2096</link>
		<dc:creator>bruhilda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 11:38:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>di ba makati sa damuhan kung ano-anong insekto ang nandun.... hahahaha sa carabao grass ba o sa bermuda grass?

&lt;em&gt;bruhilda&#039;s last blog post..&lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href=&#039;http://bruhilda.wordpress.com/2007/12/04/wish-list-ko/&#039; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;wish list ko&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>di ba makati sa damuhan kung ano-anong insekto ang nandun&#8230;. hahahaha sa carabao grass ba o sa bermuda grass?</p>
<p><em>bruhilda&#8217;s last blog post..</em><a href='http://bruhilda.wordpress.com/2007/12/04/wish-list-ko/'>wish list ko</a></p>
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		<title>By: cdy173</title>
		<link>http://www.maruism.com/2007/12/03/sms-jokes-for-today-120307/comment-page-1/#comment-2095</link>
		<dc:creator>cdy173</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 11:32:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ang taray nung pulubi tinapatan ang prowess ni inday..

&lt;em&gt;cdy173&#039;s last blog post..&lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href=&#039;http://einnoc.wordpress.com/2007/12/04/cold-and-colds/&#039; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;cold and colds&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ang taray nung pulubi tinapatan ang prowess ni inday..</p>
<p><em>cdy173&#8242;s last blog post..</em><a href='http://einnoc.wordpress.com/2007/12/04/cold-and-colds/'>cold and colds</a></p>
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