"Oh she takes care of herself. She can wait if she wants. She's ahead of her time. Oh and she never gives out. And she never gives in. She just changes her mind..."
-- Billy Joel's "She's Always A Woman To me" 
12
Dec
SMS Jokes For Today 12.12.07
Author: Maruja // Category: UncategorizedDo not do unto others,
what you don’t want others to do unto you.
Tagalog version:
Huwag kayong ganyan,
kung mag ganyan kayo huwag ganun!
- Bogart: :Pare, gawan mo nga ako ng tattoo. Napagkakamalan kasi akong bading eh!”
Badong: “Saan mo gusto?”
Bogart: “Sa kilay para mukhang suplada!!”
- A boss confused about his Math asked his secretary:
Boss: “If i give you P3M less 17%, how much would you take off?”
Secretary: “Everything sir! Dress, bra, panty!”
- Mag asawa nag uusap…
Tatay: “Nay, mayaman na ang anak natin sa Maynila. Tingnan mo nagpadala ng pic na nakasandal sa puting kotse at may sulat pa! Basahin mo nga, nay!”
Nanay: “Dear nay, nagpapasalamat ako sa puting kotse na to sa likod ko. Dahil kung wala ang kotse na to eh baka natumba na ako sa gutom!”
- From a girl na galit na galit sa kadadating lang na bf @ STARBUCKS:
Girl: “My god! You’re so late!
Where did you…
where have you…
where do you….
SAAN KA BA GALING?!!”
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December 12th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
harharhar…. sa kilay para suplada! ayos talaga site mo!
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