- Si Juan umihi sa puno nagulat ng nakakita ng dwende.
Dwende: Pssssst! Gusto mo yumaman?
Juan: Oo ba!
Dwende: Sa isang kundisyon!
Juan: Kahit ano!
Dwende: Palit tayo ng titi!
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[...] Original post by M A R U I S M [...]
hehehe. Palit ng titi. Teka muna mamaru. San ba may kising booth na ganyan?
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hahahahahaha $16 dollars agad ang magagastos. ilahat na! lol.
iya’s last blog post..Birthday Salubong
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papayag ako sa alok ng duwende
tapos pag mayaman na ako.. iihian ko sya, tapos magagalit sya, ipamamaga nya titi kong duwende sized.. back to normal na ako…
bat di nyo naisip yun?
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