MARUISM

Feel ko mag senti ngayon. Habang papalapit ang bertdey ni beybi jesus parang nalulungkot lang ako. Nadagdagan pa ng mga napupuntahan kong mga blog kung saan ang mga topic ng entries eh mga krismas party nila, mga xmas wishes nila, mga pinagkagastahan sa mga bonus nila at kung mga anong food ang ihahanda nila sa [...]

Sa mga kaibigan, ka-blog at mga kakila na nagtiwala, tumangkilik, umorder at sumuporta ng polvoron ko. . .
 

Nika of ClayPots and Wooden Spoons
Koreanmine of Mine’s View
Weng of Pilyang Pasaway
Tikya of Usa Ka Adlaw sa Payag Ni Tikya
Rodel of Zamboanga City
Pao of LifeLog
Jem of Golden ABC
Roderick of Makati City
John Jorge of Makati City
Ellaganda of Blog [...]

GMA: Ano bang hinahanap mo dyan sa 3 in 1 coffee mo at kanina ka pa silip
nang silip dyan?
Erap: Hinahanap ko yung libreng asukal! May nakasulat kasi na “Sugarfree.”
GMA: Bobo! Banda yun!

Mr: kung marunong ka lang sanang maglaba, eh di nakatipid sana tayo ng
2000 sa maid.
Mrs: hmmph!! kung ikaw magaling [...]

Naisip ko lang na i-repost ang entry na ‘to kasi nainggit ako dun sa kiddie pics ng taong malapit sa akin ngayon. Eto yun, dito at dito. Wala kasi akong ganung pics nung kabataan ko. Hays, mga parents ko talaga…di man lang ako kinunan ng litrato noon kahit isa lang. Kainis! Di ko tuloy alam [...]

Si Juan umihi sa puno nagulat ng nakakita ng dwende.
Dwende: Pssssst! Gusto mo yumaman?
Juan: Oo ba!
Dwende: Sa isang kundisyon!
Juan: Kahit ano!
Dwende: Palit tayo ng titi!

The famous French author Victor Hugo tell this story.
It was during the French Revolution in 1700. A mother and her 2 children were driven from their home. They wandered through the woods and fields for several days, living in roots and leaves. On the 3rd morning they hid in some brunches but 2 soldiers flushed [...]

I’ve read a lot of things about Germany and Austria and how beautiful these two countries are. When I was little, I got to watch “The Sound of Music” and I fell in love with Austria’s rolling hills and snow - capped mountains. And when I think of Germany I can’t help but imagine all [...]

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Barcelona, London, Rome — these are just some of the cities that I dream of visiting someday and the good news is, planning my dream vacation is much easier than it used to be. For those of you who are saving up and planning a European vacation but have no idea on how to scout [...]

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Do not do unto others,
what you don’t want others to do unto you.

Tagalog version:
Huwag kayong ganyan,
kung mag ganyan kayo huwag ganun!

Bogart: :Pare, gawan mo nga ako ng tattoo. Napagkakamalan kasi akong bading eh!”
Badong: “Saan mo gusto?”
Bogart: “Sa kilay para mukhang suplada!!”

A boss confused about his Math asked his secretary:
Boss: “If i [...]

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school.. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a [...]

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Pitong araw na lang at mag aalsa-balutan na kami ng mga bagets ko para pansamantalang makikikain…makikitulog…makikitira sa Cainta. Makiki-pasko kaming magnanay sa bahay ng bunso kong kapatid.
Excited ako dahil 2 weeks akong:

Hindi mamalengke. Pansamantalang in absentia ang beauty ko sa pakiki- pagtawaran sa wet market ng Iligan City.
Makakatikim na ng manikyur ang [...]

 
Whenever I sign up for newsletter subscription of a certain product that interest me, I can’t help but to wonder how that certain owner of the product have come up with such a quick reply to the email address [...]

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I’m a woman and I love cars and have been wishing for the day that I make my dream car a reality. I used to dream of that small Red Daihatsu Feroza 4×4 when it came out way back 1988. I don’t know the latest model similar to Feroza nowadays but that is the type [...]

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A Chemistry teacher asked a sexy student, “What are NITRATES?
The student replied shyly, “Ma’am, sa motel po.
NITRATES are higher than day rates!”

Usapan ng dalawang mayabang…
Tomas: Ang galing ng aso ko! Tuwing umaga, dala niya ang dyaryo sa akin.
Diego: [...]

WHoaaa! Ang tahimik ng blogosphere! Parang lulugain ako sa sobrang tahimik. Okinams! Parang ako lang yata ang online sa mga taga-Wordpress Pinoys. Ni anino ay wala akong makita na pumapasok sa live traffic feed ko kaya malamang kahit mag bloghopping ako sa lahat ng mga nasa blogroll ko na nakaborles - eh walang papansin sa [...]

Our body is the temple of God as the bible say, therefore we have to make sure we take care of it. We need to be healthy. This means we need to follow a healthy diet, exercise regularly, and make sure our body gets all of the important vitamins, minerals and other nutrients it [...]