Sylvia: “Mare, subukan mong gumamit ng vibrator pag wala si pare.”
After 1 week . . .
Cristy: “Sinubukan ko na mare, masakit! Nabasag lahat ng ngipin ko!” 
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hahahahaha! (i remember yong beauty queen ordering a hamburger sa library which i saw ki empress maruja)
yong music mo ha? nakakaremind sa bf kong talipandas that was the song na parang national anthem sa manila when i was home!
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