"Oh she takes care of herself. She can wait if she wants. She's ahead of her time. Oh and she never gives out. And she never gives in. She just changes her mind..."
-- Billy Joel's "She's Always A Woman To me" 
- Once upon a time Cinderella was so horny, so she put Pinocchio’s nose between her legs and shouted: MAGSINUNGALING KA, NOW NA!!!
- “there’s still a romantic element in knowing that i love someone but i am choosing to do the right thing by staying silent.” – pipi (nag-emote)
- Boy: “Daddy? How did i come into this world?”
Dad: “Listen carefully. Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe. In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, Dad connected to Mom. Mom at the same time made some downloads from Dad’s memory stick. When dad finished uploading we discovered we did not we did not use firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up with a virus.”
Mga Bagong Salawikain:
- “Kapag maiksi ang kumot…..sa baby ipagamit.”
- “Papunta ka pa lang…..sige, ingat.”
- “Ang naglalakad ng matulin…..tumatakas.”
- “Laging nasa huli ang….. pinakamatangkad.”
- “Kapag may usok …. kawawa ang may hika.”
- “When the cat is away.….sabihin mo lang, wiss, wiss, wiss para lumapit.”
- “Pag may tiyaga…..Goodluck.”
- “Aanhin pa ang damo….kung garden mo naman ay sementado.”
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May 23rd, 2008 at 10:18 am
astig maru! pinasaya mo ang morning ko!
*tsup tsuupp tsuuuppp!* eto para sayo!
este *tsup* lang pala. ^_^
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May 24th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
“When the cat is away.….sabihin mo lang, wiss, wiss, wiss para lumapit.”
—> hahaha, pini-pssst oi ko lang yung mga pusa sa amin eh. :p
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