Archive for May, 2008

Home Safe Home

Exploration and play is an essential part of every child’s development, but some things can be dangerous and as a parent we should take simple safely precautions by making our home a safer place to protect our babies and toddlers.

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SMS Jokes 05.23.08

Once upon a time Cinderella was so horny, so she put Pinocchio’s nose between her legs and shouted: MAGSINUNGALING KA, NOW NA!!!

“there’s still a romantic element in knowing that i love someone but i am choosing to do the right thing by staying silent.” – pipi (nag-emote)

Boy: “Daddy? How did i come into this world?”
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Find Time To Relax

 
Working mom’s worst enemy is stress. You never have enough time, you are always thinking about what you had to do. Here’s one best thing you can do for yourself -  find time to relax. Take a day or weekend off, and just gather your strength by doing something you really enjoy, even if it [...]

Ka-berks Ko

Ubo, sipon at sunburn - yan ang pinagdudusahan ko ngayon. Sa gabi hindi ako makatulog ng maayos dahil kahol ako ng kahol. Sa araw naman may tulo ako. I mean, tumutulo ang sipon ko. Hindi na talaga nakayanan ng katawan ko ang paiba-ibang temperature ng panahon. Nakadagdag pa ang sunburn ko sa balikat dahil [...]

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Insurance

Choosing a self-employed life insurance plan is an extremely important decision. One has to be wise and smart in acquiring a plan and must see to it that the most needed benefits are not compromised.

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Non-Traditional Gifts

Gift giving should be a pleasant and happy task. As Martin Luther says, “The heart of the giver makes the gift dear and precious.” For stress free giving, planning ahead of time is essential.

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Sana Matutunan Kitang Mahalin

Akala ko pag nakuha ko na ang matagal ko ng gusto na magkaroon ng sariling computer ay tuloy-tuloy na ang ligaya. Mali ako! Bukod sa kelangan paghirapan ko ang pag ipon ng pambayad, may “free” palang dusa na kasama ang pagbili ng bagong unit.
Sa pagpili pa lang kung anong klaseng brand ang swak sa maliit [...]

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Handbags

Finding gifts for mothers is sometimes tough and can be nerve-wracking but if you use a little bit of your imagination you will come up with something that will surely please your mom.
I am a woman and a mom. One tip that I can share in giving gifts to your mother is that no matter [...]

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Hawaii Car Rental

Hawaii has been known consistently in the top list of having the best beaches in America. If you are a beach person, love the sun and want to get that great tan then you must go and visit Hawaii. You will find that Hawaii has white sand, black sand, red sand and even green sand [...]

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Ladies Western Wear

One idea on what to wear during a Halloween or costume party.
Dress like a cowgirl!

 

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Paminsan-minsan na lang ‘to…

Hindi ko alam kung kelan ang huling panahon na nagtatatakbo ako sa labas para maligo sa ulan. Siguro mga 100 years na yata ang nakalipas. (Exajs siempre!)
Sobrang lakas ng ulan kahapon, hindi namin (ako, mga pamangkin ko at mga julaylay) mapigilan ang lumabas ng bahay para maligo. Tamang-tama hindi pa ako naliligo at naka-magic [...]

Samo’t Sari 2

matutulog na lang ako kagabi nang maisip ko ang dalawa kong bagets. na-miss ko na sila. miss ko na kakulitan nila sa akin at ang mga biruan at kantiyawan namin sa isa’t-isa. last week eh nakaka-chat ko pa sila pero mula nung pinadala ko ang pera na pang-enrol nila, di na ako kinausap o naalala. [...]

Small Is Beautiful

In the world of electronics, tiny things rule. Smallness may not always be the most important advance in a new gadget, but it is, without a doubt, the most noticeable and instantly gratifying.
For entertainment, one that I like most is a portable DVD player. I don’t have a portable DVD player of my own, but [...]

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Trendy Sunglasses

Looking for the perfect pair of sunglasses to wear this summer? It’s difficult to find the perfect pair of sunglasses with so many to choose from. Today’s sunglasses come in a huge assortment of shapes, sizes and styles. It can be confusing to know what style of sunglasses is going to look best on [...]

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Why naman like that, Lord?

Gaya ng karamihang babae…mahilig din ako sa sapatos. ANG KASO: WALANG HILIG sa akin ang mga taga-gawa ng mga shoepatos. Eh kasi ba naman…kadalasan na ginagawa nilang pinakamaliit na size ng shoes ay size 5. Lech! Hindi ko alam kung ang tatanga nila o ang bobobo nila. Bakit hindi man lang nila iniisip na [...]

Curtains

Curtains can do wonders for any home. It transforms a happy abode to look better; it gives cosiness atmosphere; it even adds dramatic charm inside to a plain and simple-looking apartment.
A simple curtain in a window can make a difference in the total setting of a home. They are functional as well for it [...]

Laugh Trip

Nangungumpisal si Kaloy sa mga kasalanan na nagawa nya.

Pari: Anak, hindi ka patatawarin.

Kaloy: Ha? bakit, father?

Pari: Kasi may kasalanan ka pa na hindi mo binabanggit.

Kaloy: Ano po yun father?

Pari: Linoloko mo ba ang misis mo at nambababae?!

Kaloy: Di ko talga maarinig father, gusto mo palit tayo pwesto. (nagpalit sila pwesto)

Pari: Sige magtanong ka.

Kaloy: Kaw [...]