"Oh she takes care of herself. She can wait if she wants. She's ahead of her time. Oh and she never gives out. And she never gives in. She just changes her mind..."
-- Billy Joel's "She's Always A Woman To me" 
Pasosyal na girl sa bus…
GIRL: “Mang Conductor, can u get my luggage please? It’s like mabigat kasi eh.”
KONDUKTOR: “Alin dito, miss?”
GIRL: “Uhm… there oh…yung sako.”
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TANONG: Anong pinakaayaw ng babae na mawala sa isang lalaki?
SAGOT: “PAGTITIWALA”. Isipin mo nga naman, ano pang silbi ng lalaki “PAG” “TITI” “WALA”!
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A mom called her son…
MOM:“Pauwi ka na ba? Saan ka na?”
SON:“Andito po ako sa hospital.”
His mom cried.
MOM: “Ano nangyari sa yo?”
SON: “Ma, nurse kaya ako, sabog ka ba?”
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YAYA: “Sir, Sino mas masarap? Ako o si Maam?”
SIR: “Siempre ikaw!”
YAYA: “Hays..nalilito na talaga ako. Sabi naman ng driver natin si Maam!”
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ANAK: “Tanghali na bakit ayaw pang lumabas sa kwarto sia mama at papa?”
INDAY: “Ewan kagabi, humihingi sila ng PETROLEUM JELLY, pero nabigay ko, MIGHTY BOND. ”
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June 4th, 2008 at 12:48 am
LOL good one
Jessica
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June 4th, 2008 at 10:55 am
hi jessica….thanks for dropping by.
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