"Oh she takes care of herself. She can wait if she wants. She's ahead of her time. Oh and she never gives out. And she never gives in. She just changes her mind..."
-- Billy Joel's "She's Always A Woman To me"
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My son is a voracious reader. He read books even at night just before he sleep that is why I have to provide him high-quality adjustable study lamp near his bed. I am so pleased everytime I see Kevin’s interest in reading books that started since he was a kid. Unlike TV, books make one person to use more of his intellect, to think more and become smarter.
Nowadays, wireless connectivity is no longer available in commercial establishments only. Ever since wireless router became ordinary, broadband users have started setting up their own wireless home network also. Just imagine if someday our cities will be fully enabled with WI-FI technology, I think no day would be the same again. If every house, every office, every restaurant, every car is an information hub and if WI-FI is widely available and accessible to the majority of the population, the possible growth of our country will be enormous.
10 Benepisyo Ng Sex…
1. Ang sex ay beauty treatment,
2. Ang pagpapawis ay nakakapagkinis ng balat,
3. Ang sex ay nakakapagbawas ng calories,
4. Ang sex ay isa sa pinakaligtas na laro,
5. Ang sex ay agarang lunas laban sa depression.
Next time uli yung iba.
Research pako.
10 craziest things na ginagawa pag nalalasing..
1. umiiyak kahit walang dahilan
2. nagbibigay ng advice sa kapwa lasing
3. kumakanta ng pasintunado
4. tinatawagan/ tine-text ang ex pera makapag-usap ng walang sense
5. nai-inlove na lang bigla
6. ginagawang unan ang inidoro
7. nagiging galante
8. ikinukwento ang buhay ng buong angkan
9. nagiging english speaking kahit wrong grammar
10. panay ang sabi ng “hindi na ako iinom!” habang nagsusuka..
A man went to a pharmacy to buy condoms…
Saleslady: P2000 po ang isa sir..
Man: what?! bakit sobrang mahal?
Saleslady: kasi po pede nating i-try..
Mother: Doc, ano po dapat gawin sa aking anak? Masyado po ata maliit ang ari nya.
Doc: Simple lang po yan. Pakainin nyo ng hotcakes twing umaga.
Kinabukasan . . . .
Anak: Wow! ang daming hotcakes! Akin po lahat ito?
Mother: Uy, dalawa lang sa yo! Sa tatay mo ang walo.
Nag eexam ang batang bobo.. Wala siyang masagot kahit A & B lang ang choices. Naisipang mag toss coin.
TEACHER: hey,what are you doing?
BOBO: mam wala po akong maisagot,kaya nanghuhula ako via toss coin.
TEACHER: ok! Pagkatapos mo,ihinto mo yan kasi maingay.
After 5 minutes huminto ang ingay,pero after 5 minutes nagflip ulit ng barya.
TEACHER: O bakit nag-iingay ka ulit? Da ba tapos ka na?
BOBO: Hindi kasi ako sure sa answer ko, dino-double check ko lang po! 
Pinoy Talasalitaan:
KALMOT- haplos ng nasasarapan
DAKMA- hawak ng sobra sa pagnanasa
DAHAS- pwersang pakiusap sa maarteng kausap
GAHASA- romansang walang ligawan
BATI- pagro-romansa sa sarili sa pamamagitan ng kamay
MAHAL- damdaming nakakabuntis
O- sarap na pinipigil-pigil
OOH- sarap na di mapigil-pigil
OOOOHHH- sarap na sarap na di papipigil
Hahahaha- Tawa ng manyakis na nagbabasa.
Due to the skyrocketing prices from school tuition and groceries to housing and utilities here in the Philippines, the growing pressure to provide for a family is always one of the main reason why many Filipinos still seek for greener pastures abroad. The increasing number of overseas Filipino workers leaving families back home is something we should accept as part of the changes in our culture and society. Let’s face it, we have changed. Let’s accept that this has become a trend and we cannot get away from it. Call this globalization also.
Some women are very particular about matching their jewelry, but these days, anything goes. Feel free to use both real and costume jewelry together – they can balance each other out. For an updated and more casual look, mix up colors and lengths to create a casual look. Sometimes I borrow the fashion accessories of my daughter Keziah to break up the monotony of my own jewelry wardrobe.
Habang nasa kasagsagan ang bagyong Frank sa pananalasa nya sa iba’t ibang parte ng Pinas noong weekend, bisi-bisihan naman ang lola nyo sa kasu-surf ng mga porn site sa internet. (shhhh! wag ka mangealam!).
Aruuu! Joke lang po!
Aktwali, habang hinihintay ko ang pagtigil ng spin dry ng washing machine, nagbabasa ako ng nahiram kong lumang Reader’s Digest (o di ba, pa-intelektwal kuno ang lola nyo) at may nabasa akong isang article tungkol sa mga sexual disorders o kaya yung tinawatag na Paraphilia, yan ang tawag sa mga kawerduhan sa pakikipagtalik. Di ko alam kung matatawa ako pero sa totoo lang nakakapandiri talaga ang iba sa mga nabasa kong ‘to.
Parenting is a tough job. Everyday, every moment, parents have to be on their feet about how to respond to their kids’ needs, material or not. As kids grow older, no matter how protective the parents to their children, it is inevitable that kids will face some challenging decisions in their life and that include bad peer pressure. Unfortunately, some do not have the courage to say no from bad influences thus lead them to drug or alcohol addiction.
The wonders of telecommunications technology never seem to end. There are now gadgets that can tell the exact position of the users. Equipped with a tracker, the built-in device enables parents to track their children anytime.
The tracker works with the use of the Global Positioning System (GPS) network. GPS is made up of a network of 24 satellites that circle the earth twice a day and transmit signal information to earth.
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“…if I could get another chance
Another walk, another dance with him
I’d play a song that would never ever end
How I’d love, love, love to dance with my father again…” … Awwww! LSS agad ang lola!
JUDGE: “Dahil sinampal mo itong babae, ang multa sayo ay P500.”
OFFENDER: “Heto po 1k. May sukli po ba kayo,your Honor?”
JUDGE: “Wala eh. Sige, sampalin mo na rin yung kabilang pisngi niya!”
AMO: “Dito Inday, we wake up at 5 for breakfast.”
INDAY: “An ungodly hour! In case I’m oblivious 2 d wrld, pls eat w/o me.”
ALE: “ano sekreto nyo at sexy pa kayo kahit maraming anak?”
MRS: “ice tea & honey sa umaga, green tea & honey sa tanghali, at syempre tea-tea ni honey sa gabi.”
