Archive for July, 2008

I Will Live The Day I Die

Kalilibing lang sa kuya ko kahapon ng umaga. Namatay sya last week kaya di ako nakapag tsika sa blog ko netong mga nakaraang araw. Nalagasan ako ng isang kapatid pero hindi ako naiyak gaya ng todong-iyak ko noong nawala ang mga parents ko at ang magkakambal kong ate.

Pero porke’t hindi ako umiyak sa pagkawala ng [...]

Better Inquire First

In buying properties like a house, one smart step to begin is to solicit advice and ideas from friends or people who have already done buying a house prior to you. It is better to ask around about their home buying experiences. Since the internet is also a great place to start for inquiries, Wilmington [...]

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Looking Back, Moving Forward

Again, from my GMAIL inbox…
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TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1950’s, 60′ s, 70’s and early 80’s!
First, some of us survived being born to mothers who did not have an OB-Gyne and drank San Miguel Beer while they carried us.  
While pregnant, they took cold or cough medicine, ate isaw, [...]

Google’s Work Environment

GALING GMAIL KO…

 We already knew that working for Google had certain advantages, but this giant of the search motor takes the welfare of its employees seriously … as shown by this decompression (stress) capsule that is impermeable to sound and light.

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SMS Jokes 07.24.08

Man meets woman at club.He finds woman rich & stilL gorgeous at 55.They drink & dance tiL the woman whispers to him: I feel horny. Would u like to have a double treat with a Mother & Daughter hmm? Excited man said: YES!YES! 
They went 2 woman’s house. Upon reaching her home d woman shouted,
“MOM, R [...]

Ideal Ski Holiday

If you are looking for an experienced travel agency that knows Europe vacations, beach holidays and city breaks, tours and skiing holidays look no further!  With more than hundreds of operators offering thousands of different tours specially skiing holidays, it is difficult to know how and where to start looking for your ideal holiday.

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Plus Size Dresses by Rissy Roo’s

Rissy Roo’s is the ideal dress shop for women of all ages who aren’t afraid to create a sensation wherever she goes. From glamorous dresses, stylish suits, trendy accessories and fabulous designer shoes to complete the look from head to toe, Rissy Roo’s have it. 

Kodak, Kodigo, Kape, Kuya

Nami-miss ko na ang komodak at sumali ulit sa Litratong-Pinoy. Naka-apat na Huwebes lang yata ako noon at hindi na ako nakapag-post pa ulit ng litrato. Ang hirap kasi wala akong sariling camera at nanghihiram lang ako noon sa kapitbahay. Kakainis, dahil tuwing nag-uumpisa ako mag-ipon ng datung para makabili ng kahit de-uling na camera [...]

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Unwind

A place where you can unwind from hard days work, open for 24/7 and a boredom buster – USA online casinos. As easy as you click a mouse, USA online casino is a site in the gambling industry will bring you digitally enhanced, flash built and full scale, easy to play USA online gambling.
 

NFL Forum

As the old saying goes, there’s a place for everything. So, to all die-hard sport fans out there, here’s an online community for you created to go all-out for perfection and uniqueness. In this forum, sport fans from all around the world gather to have discussion about the NFL picks, NFL preseason picks, give news, [...]

Gadget Guide

Got any questions about the stuff you have or that new toy you have been eyeing?  
At Stuff.tv their gadget reviews can help you think and decide before buying anything online. They have what you need to know about the latest technology, the choice of brand that is good for your lifestyle, what the product ranks within its category and the [...]

Land Down Under

Stress from living in the city can leave you feeling burned out. So why not give yourself a break from stressed life? Pack your bathing suits (or bikinis for the more daring) and slip to a place where the days are bright, the people is friendly, great views, in the world famous beaches of Australia. [...]

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Siomai

Matagal ko ng gustong gumawa neto: SIOMAI. (tsaka yung fried pork dumplings din)
Eh kasi naman sa resto, ewan ko ba at para bang bitin ako sa tig-tatlong piraso lang ang nalalamon ko. (watta word! lamon!) Pwera na lang kung dun ako lagi lalafang sa Eat-All-U-Can Merienda ng DADs kung saan pwede ka magpakabundat ng Siomai [...]

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SMS Jokes 07.18.08

Intsik: “Alam mo pale, ako may gelplen. Pak hipo nya buhok ko, tayo agad akyen. Pelo misis ko, pak hipo nya akyen, tayo agad buhok ko. Putana buhay ‘to…!” 

 
 
 
 
Hubby gives wife a Gold Necklace as anniversary gift..
HUBBY: A 4-letter WORD made me get this for u.
WIFE: Oh, how sweet! Is it LOVE?
HUBBY: No, it’s “S-A-L-E”.
HEAVEN:
SAN PEDRO: Inday, [...]

Shoe Matter

Whether you are jogging, running, walking, working out at the gym, or just standing on your feet all day, a good running shoe is the best investment you can make to prevent injury and help make your feet feel better.
There are many choices when shopping for a running shoe. When buying, choose running shoes that [...]

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Lucio Tan’s 8 Secrets To A Happy Life

Lucio Tan’s 8 Secrets To A Happy Life:
Philippine Daily Inquirer
First Posted 01:11am (Mla time) 07/08/2008
1. Work hard to achieve your dreams.
2. Take every opportunity, masama o mabuti, as an opportunity to learn and grow.
3. Lead a simple life. Do not live beyond your means.
4. Do away with the very bad Filipino attitude of living on [...]

Paano Magbalat ng Itlog

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dut1b–AgLM

 
Naknampepe! Bilis a! 
Ganun lang pala yun.
Palagay ko kayang-kaya ko ‘to.
Eto ang tunay na kahulugan ng “blow job”.