Two men drinking in a bar…
MAN#1: Did you know that there are thousands of battered women?
MAN#2: Really?? Shit!! I’ve been eating them plain!
TODAY’S CULTURE:
Juan bought a new fridge.
He placed his old fridge in his front yard with a sign - ”FREE. You want it, you take it.”
No one minded the fridge for 5 days so he changed his sign to read - ”Fridge for Sale P5000.”
The next day, someone stole it.
Girls are the best vehicles in the world. Why?
2 beautiful bumpers in the front, 2 great bumpers at the back.
Self lubricating when hot.
Finger touch ignition.
Automatic engine oil change every month.
Any make & every type of pistons fit.
adjustable seat n Multiple seating styles.
Comes with great accessories andhighest mileage- 9 months in just 5 ml!
MELANISMS of Ms. Melanie Marquez:
1. i wont stoop down to my level.
2. Bakit ang dami mong tanong. Ur so questionable.
3. i dont eat meat. Im not a carnival!
4. Fool me once…twice…even thrice. Bt u can never fool me four!
8. Englishin ko na. And to u mrs. Dee, i have 2 words 4 u… Ang labo mo! öl.
4. Sumasakit ang migraine ko.
5. Ang tatay ko ang only living legend na buhay.
6. That’s why im a success, i dont middle in other people’s lives.
Woman: “What’s ur secret 4a long & happy life?”
Old Man:” I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, I drink a case of beer a week, eat fatty foods & don’t exercise.”
Woman: “That’s amazing, how old are you?”
Old Man: “Twenty-nine”
Just a thought…
- “We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes. But never realized, that some of the best moments in life are enjoyed w/o clothes.”
- “Mas mabuti na ang MALIBOG.. kesa MALIBAG..”
A successful marriage depends on one simple equation:
“Wife having beauty secrets and husband having secret beauties!”.
GATAS
TEACHER: anung mas maganda? Gatas na nasa lata o gatas ng ina?
RORY: gatas ng ina po.
TEACHER: bakit?
RORY: kasi mas maganda po yung lalagyan.
hmmm iba talaga ang nagagawa ng pagibig.. pati ang mga jokes,dahan dahan nang nagiging english…
globalization?
defpotecs last blog post..i loveyou…goodbye….
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