"Oh she takes care of herself. She can wait if she wants. She's ahead of her time. Oh and she never gives out. And she never gives in. She just changes her mind..."
-- Billy Joel's "She's Always A Woman To me" 
SIMBAHAN
BATA:Lord enge ng bike.
Kinabukasan walang bike. Nagdasal ulit.
BATA:Lord enge ng bike ha?
Wala pa rin. Kinabukasan napansin ng pari na nawawala ang rebulto ni Mama Mary. May sulat: LORD, KUNG GUSTO MO PA MAKITA NANAY MO, IBIGAY MO NA ANG BIKE!
Kung pinagsasalitaan ka ng masasakit ng friends m0, wag ka magalit..
Sabi nga ni d0nkey kay shrek..
“0nly true frends will be cruelly h0nest..
QUESTION:
Ano ang pagkakaiba
ng kurtina at panty?
ANSWER:
Ang panty, pag ibinaba,
“Showtime.”
Ang kurtina, pag ibinaba, tapos na ang show! Ü
Erap 2 taxi: 2 d airport, hurry!
1st sign: airp0rt 50m
2nd sign: airp0rt 10m
3rd sign: airp0rt left!
Erap: u s2pid, ur 2 slow, d airp0rt already left!
“Sana ay pagpalain ka ng mag ANITO sa araw na ito. At sana’y maging WISE ka sa pagpili ng mga DAHLIA doon sa ROSE GARDEN na puno ng BERMUDA. SOGO to the TOWN & COUNTRY & celebrate. HALINA sa PARADISE nina VICTORIA at KABAYAN at dun tayo magpaputok!
Binabati q
ang
lhat
ng nagma2haln
ngaun…
Bigas
gulay
gas
pamasahe
prutas
kuryente
karne
isda
d-lata
at
2big.
Banker wife to her husband on honeymoon night. “Remember dear, thr s a penalty for early withdrawal! I might lose interest & might go to someone’s account!”
Blue Roses
for
lovers,
Wyt chocol8s
for
crushes,
Pink balloons
for
friendships.
most of ol
for
lovless…
Red..
..REDHORSE..
July 8th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
hahaha type ko yong nagnakaw nang mary hehehe
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July 9th, 2008 at 9:15 am
hmmmm…parang gusto ko ng redhOrse LOL =)
Lambings last blog post..Nawawala kOng bOyPren
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