Ang Tanong

Author: MARU  //  Category: Nothingness

jeremy esperanza (7/14/2008 9:10:23 AM): pwede po ba mag tanong?
M A R U (7/14/2008 9:10:45 AM): what?
jeremy esperanza (7/14/2008 9:11:08 AM): sana di ka po magagalit, 
M A R U (7/14/2008 9:11:56 AM): stop buzzing me please
jeremy esperanza (7/14/2008 9:12:21 AM): sorry po! may tanong lng ako plz
M A R U (7/14/2008 9:12:37 AM): ano nga yun!
jeremy esperanza (7/14/2008 9:13:49 AM): na curious lng po ako eh! sorry po ah, are you still a virgin? sorry for the question po!
M A R U (7/14/2008 9:14:01 AM): yeah im still a virgin
M A R U (7/14/2008 9:14:05 AM): and i have 2 kids
M A R U (7/14/2008 9:14:13 AM): my son is 17 years old
M A R U (7/14/2008 9:14:22 AM): my daughter is 12 years old
M A R U (7/14/2008 9:14:25 AM): satisfied?

sana makatulong sa rollback ng gasolina ang sagot kong virgin pa ako. 

 

18 Responses to “Ang Tanong”

  1. defpotecNo Gravatar Says:

    di nga? virgin ka pa?

    defpotecs last blog post..pinaka panalong chatmate

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    MARUNo Gravatar reply on July 15th, 2008 7:52 am:

    gusto mo sumampol?

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  2. R.J.No Gravatar Says:

    wat da ef???

    R.J.s last blog post..oh yeah it fucking hurts!

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    MARUNo Gravatar reply on July 15th, 2008 7:51 am:

    bakit ka napa-wadapak? ibig mo ba sabihin di ka naniniwala sa kakiputan ko? este kabirhenan ko? tama! wag ka maniwala.

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  3. MavieNo Gravatar Says:

    I’m a frequent reader but not really the type to give out reactions (stalker kaya?!- hehe)…Though, when I read this post I burst out laughing because it was so timely from a forwarded sms joke that I got - “Virginity is not dignity, it’s lack of opportunity” Oh diba, at least alam mong you did not let that opportunity passed.

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    MARUNo Gravatar reply on July 15th, 2008 7:50 am:

    uyyyyy! sa wakas nagka-stalker ako! istokin mo pa ako plis! :D salamat naman at napangiyaw kita sa pananahimik mo kahit pinagtatawanan mo ang pagiging birhen ko. echoos!

    magandang araw sau, kapatid. (oo, ako yung ampon nyo)

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  4. ilocanoNo Gravatar Says:

    hahaha! buti na lang hindi ka ganyan sa akin mamaru!

    ilocanos last blog post..The Pillars Of My Being

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    MARUNo Gravatar reply on July 15th, 2008 7:47 am:

    subukan mo kasi tanungin ako kung virgin pa ako.

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  5. antukenNo Gravatar Says:

    naco, eh di ako virgin na virgin pa talaga. wala pa akong anak eh. hehehe.

    antukens last blog post..friday’s feast #10 (FF#196)

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    MARUNo Gravatar reply on July 15th, 2008 7:46 am:

    same here. hindi sa pekpek lumabas ang mga bagets ko eh. lols.

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  6. Jack EmpoyNo Gravatar Says:

    Mamaru.. baka tinatanong nya eh yung TENGA mo o kaya ILONG! :))

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    MARUNo Gravatar reply on July 16th, 2008 7:42 am:

    yun nga ang tinatanong nya, yung TENGA o ILONG ko kaya OO ang sinagot ko. ano at saan ba ang tinutukoy mo? kaw ha?

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  7. R.J.No Gravatar Says:

    sa nagtanong ako napa-watdapak. hehehe

    R.J.s last blog post..Hot in…..So hot in heerre…..Oh!

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  8. ilocanoNo Gravatar Says:

    mali kasi ung tanong. ang dapat na tinanong nya e kung saan banda ka pa virgin. masyado kasi general ung tanong. hehehe

    ilocanos last blog post..The Pillars Of My Being

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    MARUNo Gravatar reply on July 16th, 2008 7:44 am:

    ok…abswelto ka.

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  9. reyna elenaNo Gravatar Says:

    bwahahaa ki ILOCANO! hahahaha! ayuf! ba’t ko ba nabasa to?! nawala tuloy ako sa anino ko! hehehe!

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  10. chuvanessNo Gravatar Says:

    nyaaaaaaahahahahahaha

    ‘daaaaaaaaay! bwaaaahahahahhahahaahaha

    palitan mo na ang TAGLINE mo….gawin mo nang
    VIRGIN MARU!!!

    chuvanesss last blog post..Life is really simple and fun, but we insist on making it complicated.

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    MARUNo Gravatar reply on July 18th, 2008 9:10 am:

    yeah korek! virgin maru. my kevin and keziah, both were conceived by the holy spirit. lols.

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