Intsik: “Alam mo pale, ako may gelplen. Pak hipo nya buhok ko, tayo agad akyen. Pelo misis ko, pak hipo nya akyen, tayo agad buhok ko. Putana buhay ‘to…!”
Hubby gives wife a Gold Necklace as anniversary gift..
HUBBY: A 4-letter WORD made me get this for u.
WIFE: Oh, how sweet! Is it LOVE?
HUBBY: No, it’s “S-A-L-E”.
HEAVEN:
SAN PEDRO: Inday, ba’t ka namatay?
INDAY: damn that envious boss of mine. IF it wasnt for her, that bullet wouldn’t have damage the blood vessels in my brain w/c caused severe hemmorhage and brought me to a state of hypovolemic shock. Unfortunately, those inc0mpetent doctors and nurses weren’t able to help me so i had to face the wrath of death. So my body went thru algor, livor and rigor mortis.
SAN PEDRO: (nosebleed)
…inday sent back to earth! ü
FRUSTRATION:
Confucius Says…
“Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.”
Confucius’ advise to lovely women:
“Do not trust men with lots of facial hair… The thicker the beard, the smaller the bird.”
Fraternities of HUSBANDS:
UHAW -Union of Husbands Afraid of Wives.
YUKUSA -Yuku sa asawa
SANSUI -Sang Sutsot Uwi
UTIN -Union ng mga Tatay na Inaapi ng mga Nanay.
lol, natawa ako dun sa UTIN.
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I like your joke, I can’t help but laugh so hard with just a few I read here. Thanks, I’m just visiting sites and I found your blog.
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MARU
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July 22nd, 2008 at 6:11 am
thank u for the visit, bro.
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