"Oh she takes care of herself. She can wait if she wants. She's ahead of her time. Oh and she never gives out. And she never gives in. She just changes her mind..."
-- Billy Joel's "She's Always A Woman To me" 
Man meets woman at club.He finds woman rich & stilL gorgeous at 55.They drink & dance tiL the woman whispers to him: I feel horny. Would u like to have a double treat with a Mother & Daughter hmm? Excited man said: YES!YES!
They went 2 woman’s house. Upon reaching her home d woman shouted,
“MOM, R U STIL AWAKE?”
INA: anak, tawagan mo nga tatay mo sa celfon. Pauwiin mo dito.
(pagkatapos tawagan)
ANAK: Nay, babae po ang sumagot.
NANAY: Lintik! Sinasabi ko na nga ba may tinatago yang tatay mo, eh! Anong sabi?
ANAK: “You only have zero pesos in your account…”
Hindi ko na tinapos, Nay, mukhang matapobre,’
Doc: Hows your erection?
Dick: Parang Coke ..
Doc: Katigas ? WOW! ..
Dick: HINDI PO. Minsan Regular, Minsan Lite , madlas Zero !!
July 24th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
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July 24th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
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