MARUISM

Got any questions about the stuff you have or that new toy you have been eyeing?  

At Stuff.tv their gadget reviews can help you think and decide before buying anything online. They have what you need to know about the latest technology, the choice of brand that is good for your lifestyle, what the product ranks within its category and the great deals on the Top 10 Gadgets. The gadgets range from cameras, computers, games consoles, MP3 + MP4 and cell phones.

Check it out, the site makes it easier for customers to look for certain items plus the convenience instead of actually going to the store.

Stress from living in the city can leave you feeling burned out. So why not give yourself a break from stressed life? Pack your bathing suits (or bikinis for the more daring) and slip to a place where the days are bright, the people is friendly, great views, in the world famous beaches of Australia. The best beaches in Australia are only a 3 hour drive from Sydney. 

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Matagal ko ng gustong gumawa neto: SIOMAI. (tsaka yung fried pork dumplings din)

Eh kasi naman sa resto, ewan ko ba at para bang bitin ako sa tig-tatlong piraso lang ang nalalamon ko. (watta word! lamon!) Pwera na lang kung dun ako lagi lalafang sa Eat-All-U-Can Merienda ng DADs kung saan pwede ka magpakabundat ng Siomai nila at ibang kakanin sa halagang 300 hundred petot lang.

Kanina, ayun at natupad na rin ang simpleng gusto kong lumamon ng sariling gawa na Siomai hanggang sa naumay ako sa dami! Hahaha! Siempre masarap Siomai ko, gawa ko eh! Masarap dahil may sangkap na pagmamahal. Echoos!

Yung pic ng Siomai na nasa steamer… di pa yan luto.

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Intsik: “Alam mo pale, ako may gelplen. Pak hipo nya buhok ko, tayo agad akyen. Pelo misis ko, pak hipo nya akyen, tayo agad buhok ko. Putana buhay ‘to…!” 

Hubby gives wife a Gold Necklace as anniversary gift..
HUBBY: A 4-letter WORD made me get this for u.
WIFE: Oh, how sweet! Is it LOVE?
HUBBY: No, it’s “S-A-L-E”.

HEAVEN:
SAN PEDRO: Inday, ba’t ka namatay?
INDAY: damn that envious boss of mine. IF it wasnt for her, that bullet wouldn’t have damage the blood vessels in my brain w/c caused severe hemmorhage and brought me to a state of hypovolemic shock. Unfortunately, those inc0mpetent doctors and nurses weren’t able to help me so i had to face the wrath of death. So my body went thru algor, livor and rigor mortis.
SAN PEDRO: (nosebleed)
…inday sent back to earth! ü

FRUSTRATION:

Confucius Says…
“Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.” 

Confucius’ advise to lovely women:
“Do not trust men with lots of facial hair… The thicker the beard, the smaller the bird.”

Fraternities of HUSBANDS:
UHAW -Union of Husbands Afraid of Wives.
YUKUSA -Yuku sa asawa
SANSUI -Sang Sutsot Uwi
UTIN -Union ng mga Tatay na Inaapi ng mga Nanay.

Whether you are jogging, running, walking, working out at the gym, or just standing on your feet all day, a good running shoe is the best investment you can make to prevent injury and help make your feet feel better.

There are many choices when shopping for a running shoe. When buying, choose running shoes that are well-cushioned, great at shock absorption, comfortable and are lightweight. 

Also, it is advisable that you buy your next pair of shoes before your old pair wears out because exercising in worn-out shoes may cause injuries. Better plan ahead, start shopping early or buy two pairs at a time, so that you always have a spare.

Lucio Tan’s 8 Secrets To A Happy Life:
Philippine Daily Inquirer
First Posted 01:11am (Mla time) 07/08/2008

1. Work hard to achieve your dreams.
2. Take every opportunity, masama o mabuti, as an opportunity to learn and grow.
3. Lead a simple life. Do not live beyond your means.
4. Do away with the very bad Filipino attitude of living on credit, or spending today, earning money tomorrow.

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Naknampepe! Bilis a! 

Ganun lang pala yun.

Palagay ko kayang-kaya ko ‘to.

Eto ang tunay na kahulugan ng “blow job”.

A friend once asked me if I am into console gaming like Xbox games, PS3 games or Wii games. Nah! I told him that the only gaming device that I got interested to play before was a brick game! Lols! I am not a fan of any video game unit but I’ve been seeing and hearing stuffs like Xbox, PS3, and Wii, so I asked his personal feeling about which particular console is better, PS3 or Xbox 360?

For him, specification-wise, the XBOX 360 is a better machine for it produces better graphics and has a more powerful processor. Price, performance, visual quality, game selection and online support, he thinks that XBOX 360 wins in every category.

Well, game over. Xbox 360 Live! 

Bago ang lahat (ako lang ang luma), pasasalamat muna ang gagawin ko sa araw na ‘to.

To: James Tan a.k.a. Smythballs, Koreanmine, and Roderick (wow_kalabaw) - sa walang sawang pagpo-forward sa kin ng mga SMS Jokes. Hindi lang ako ang napapangiti ng mga jokes na pinapadala nyo kundi pati na rin ang lima na sumusubaybay ng blog ko. Hanggang lima lang kasi ang nakikita kong online na nasa loob ng blog ko. 

Pero seryoso, ang dami nagppm sa akin para magpasalamat sa mga SMS jokes na galing sa inyo at pino-post ko dito lalo na yung mga OFWs na hindi nakaka-receive ng SMS galing dito sa Pilipinas. Kahit papano daw eh “updated” sila sa mga kakulitan ng pinoy sa texting. 

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jeremy esperanza (7/14/2008 9:10:23 AM): pwede po ba mag tanong?
M A R U (7/14/2008 9:10:45 AM): what?
jeremy esperanza (7/14/2008 9:11:08 AM): sana di ka po magagalit, 
M A R U (7/14/2008 9:11:56 AM): stop buzzing me please
jeremy esperanza (7/14/2008 9:12:21 AM): sorry po! may tanong lng ako plz
M A R U (7/14/2008 9:12:37 AM): ano nga yun!
jeremy esperanza (7/14/2008 9:13:49 AM): na curious lng po ako eh! sorry po ah, are you still a virgin? sorry for the question po!
M A R U (7/14/2008 9:14:01 AM): yeah im still a virgin
M A R U (7/14/2008 9:14:05 AM): and i have 2 kids
M A R U (7/14/2008 9:14:13 AM): my son is 17 years old
M A R U (7/14/2008 9:14:22 AM): my daughter is 12 years old
M A R U (7/14/2008 9:14:25 AM): satisfied?

sana makatulong sa rollback ng gasolina ang sagot kong virgin pa ako.