text ni yaya sa amo nya:
“ati,may impurtanti pung bagay na nakalemotan nyu di2 sa bahay.boti naesepan ku itiks kayu.naewan pu nyu itung silpun nyu.pls tiks bak…”
Sa Prusisy0n:
Sabi ng pari, “lahat ng lalaki sumunod kay SAN JOSE mga babae kay STA. ANA.”
Nagalit ang mga bakla, “FATHER san kami?”
Sabi ng pari: “mga GAGA FOLLOW ME!”
Overheard between two old gents:
Pedro: “Juan, I’m 83 now, full of aches & pains. We’re of same age. How do you feel?”
Juan: “I feel just like a newborn baby.”
Pedro: “Really? Just like a newborn baby?”
Juan: “Yup, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants!”
In a class:
Teacher: “Class, our lesson 4 today is about planets. Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun. Now, what’s next to Mercury?”
Pedro: “…parang watsons drugstore sir!”
.-= Dennis´s last blog ..A Jingle For Filipino Call Center Agents...
