"Oh she takes care of herself. She can wait if she wants. She's ahead of her time. Oh and she never gives out. And she never gives in. She just changes her mind..."
-- Billy Joel's "She's Always A Woman To me" 
One night, Mark walked alone in Balete, then he heard
“MARK! MARK!”
Lumingon siya,wlang tao!
“MARK!MARK!”
Tumakbo siya.
Pagdating sa kanto he saw a sign:
“BEWARE: NGONGONG ASO!
* * *
SECRETARY: “Sir, tikman mo ‘tong cake ko. Masarap ‘to. Ginawa ng nanay ko.”
BOSS: “Ikaw na lang tikman ko. Tutal masarap ka rin, ginawa ka rin ng nanay mo!”
* * *
2 estudyante naiwan sa classroom.
B0y: “wala na yung mga classmates naten.Tayo na lang dito, anu tara?”
girl: “anong tara?”
boy: “sus,anu ba yan.Bilisan mo na.”
girl: “ah, ganun.Bat dito? Sige na nga.”
(nagmamadaling naghubad ang girl)
girl: “tara na.”
boy: “bakit ka naghubad? Tara uwi na dun tayo, tanga!”
* * *
wife: “palayasin mo na ang lecheng driver natin. 5 beses na akong muntik masagasaan ng animal!”
husband: “relax.wag muna honey. bigyan pa natin ng 1 pagkakataon!”
* * *
JUDGE: “Base sa reklamo mo, ni-rape ka ng 7 US Marines, may nakilala ka ba sa kanila?”
INDAY: “Si Neks at Dan po!”
JUDGE: “Sino? Pakituro nga alin sa 7 dito, si Neks at Dan.”
INDAY: “Di ko po mamukhaan kasi madilim po, pero narinig ko ang sinabi pagkatapos ng isa,
“OK, NEKS! I’M DAN!”
* * *
QUESTION:
Who is more senior, the penis or the vagina?
ANSWER:
The vagina because the penis always stands up when he sees a vagina.
So he respects the senior!
* * *
BOY: “Hi, Laura! (sabay yakap at halik!) Ang tagal nating di nagkita. Ang laki ng pinagbago mo.
GIRL: “Di ako si Laura.
BOY: “O, pati pangalan mo nagbago n rin??!”
September 21st, 2008 at 8:37 am
hi! your funnies lifted my lonely spirit today. thanks. keep them coming.
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MARU
reply on September 23rd, 2008 7:25 am:
hello bibeth!
thanks for dropping by. sana mas masigla ka ngayon.
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