"Oh she takes care of herself. She can wait if she wants. She's ahead of her time. Oh and she never gives out. And she never gives in. She just changes her mind..."
-- Billy Joel's "She's Always A Woman To me" 
Kasabihan…
- “Ang Buhay ay parang bato…it’s Hard.”
- “Aanhin ko ang napakalaking bahay, mamahaling sasakyan, milyun-milyong kayamanan, at masasarap na pagkain kung ang kapit-bahay ko ang may-ari ng mga iyun?!”
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Boy: “Di na tuloy ang kasal natin”
Girl: “Bakit?!”
Boy: “Kuya mo kasi eh!”
Girl: “Hindi no! Gusto ka ng Kuya ko!”
Boy: “Yun nga eh…gusto ko rin ang kuya mo!”
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American guy named Paul challenged a Filipino:
American: “Use my name 4 times in a sentence!”
Pedro: “Paul, be carePaul, you might Paul in the swimmingPaul.”
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Juan: ”Birthday ng asawa ko…”
Pedro: “Ano regalo mo?”
Juan: ”Tinanong ko kung ano gusto niya.”
Pedro: “Ano naman sinabi?”
Juan: ”Kahit ano basta may DIAMOND.”
Pedro: “Ano binigay mo?”
Juan: ”Baraha.”
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Misis : “Darling, ano ang tawag sa isang asawa na sexy, maganda, hindi selosa, mapagmahal, masipag, mapagkalinga, masarap magluto?”
Mister: “Guni-guni!”
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September 25th, 2008 at 5:34 am
it’s hard!
at yung “baraha”.. hahaha..
mayuis last blog post..Values I learned from my parents
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September 25th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
hang kuletz!
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