"Oh she takes care of herself. She can wait if she wants. She's ahead of her time. Oh and she never gives out. And she never gives in. She just changes her mind..."
-- Billy Joel's "She's Always A Woman To me" 
STAGES OF GROWTH and DEVELOPMENT
3 to 8 years old: paramihan ng toys.
9 to 18: pataasan ng grades
19 to 25: padamihan ng syota.
26 to 35: pagandahan ng asawa.
36 to 45: palakihan ng income.
46 to 55: padamihan ng kabit.
56 to 70: padamihan ng sakit.
70 and above: pabonggahan ng LIBING.
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KRIMINAL 1: ”Kinakabahan akong pumunta sa korte. Minamarkahan daw ng exhibit number ang crime weapon tapos iniiwan sa Judge.”
KRIMINAL 2: “Ha? Bakit? Ano ba kaso mo?”
KRIMINAL 1: ”RAPE”
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When I was a little kid my nursemaid used to tell me…
“someday, you’ll find that special someone who’ll be with you forever.”
I just smiled and said…
“Whatever!”
“Yaya, you’re such a loser!” 
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WIFE: “Doc, bakit lumalabas ang mga UGAT sa BIRD ng mister ko?”
DOC: “Varicose veins yun!”
WIFE: “Anong cause nun?”
DOC: “Pareho din sa legs mo… pag laging NAKATAYO!”
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QUOTE of the DAY:
“Some guys feel the need to love a THOUSAND different girls…but a REAL man knows how to love ONE woman in a thousand different positions.”
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Hi Maru, nice sms jokes, parang familiar mga jokes na toh, hehehe
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MARU
reply on October 6th, 2008 6:58 am:
James, I owe you a lot! Kung hindi dahil sa kasipagan mo mag forward ng mga SMS jokes eh wala akong maisi-share sa mga readers ko. Maraming salamat!
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