SMS Jokes 10.10.08

TEACHER: “Magpapa-class picture tayo para paglaki nyo, sasabihin nyo, “wow si Dodong…ngayon police na! wow si Inday…ngayon nurse na! wow si Tomas…ngayon doctor na!

JUAN: “May pahabol pa maam!”

TEACHER: “Ano yun, Juan?”

JUAN: “Wow si maam…ngayon patay na!”

TEACHER: “Upo!!! Wag kang sasali sa class picture! Tangina ka di ka ga-graduate!!!”

SMS courtesy of Summer Breeze

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“Dati pinipintasan mo ko, sinasabihan ng panget at mabaho! Bakit ngayon hinahabol-habol mo ko! How dare you!” —- NFA Rice (nagda-drama)

SMS courtesy of Summer Breeze

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As proposed by GMA, sex will now be taxed.

1. Upon penetration, (VAT-Vaginal Access Tax)

2. If more than 10 minutes inside, (Burial Tax)

3. Upon Withdrawal, (Exit Tax)

4. Those who don’t have sex life, (Idle Asset Tax)

5. Those who practice withdrawal method of birth control, (Withholding Tax)

6. Entering other than wife, (Road Users Tax)

Kung matutuloy ‘to, sa yo pa lang makaaahon na ang Pilipinas sa lahat ng utang. Mabuhay ka!

SMS courtesy of Bern

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BF: “Baby, hindi ka ba nalulungkot?”

GF: “Huh? Hindi. Bakit naman ako mlulungkot?”

BF: “Eh kasi mag isa ka lang sa puso ko. Gusto mo ng kasama?”

SMS courtesy of  James Tan

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