SMS Jokes 10.14.08

Sabi ng sosyal na ipis kay Inday…

“..wag mo ako hahampasin ng magasin!”

Inday: “Bakit hindi?
Ipis: “Because only HAVAIANAS touches my skin.”

SMS courtesy of Smythballs

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SLOGAN Of The Day

“…If you dont take care of yourself, we will take good care of you…” - La Funeraria Paz

SMS courtesy of Koreanmine

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Ang Tanong:
Girl1: “Bakit puro panget ang nanliligaw sa akin?”
Ang Sagot:
Girl2: “Naku! Pagtiyagaan mo na yan. Kasi mga gwapo ngayon sila sila ang nagpapatulan.”

SMS courtesy of Wow_ kalabaw

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Hirap magsabi ng “sorry”.
Hirap magsabi ng “mahal kita”.
Hirap magsaba ng ”kailangan kita”.
Pero nalaman ko… pinakamahirap palang sabihin yung.. 
“Lower Rural Ruler” ng 10 times. Try m0!

SMS courtesy of Tweetums

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One night, the moon saw me cryin’.
He said, “if he makes you cry, why don’t you leave him?”
Know what I did?
Kumaripas ako ng takbo noh!! Loko, ikaw kaya ang kausapin ng moon!

SMS courtesy of Tweetums

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Kapag dumating ang araw na wala ka kakampi wala na kumakausap sa yo, At walang Lumalapit sa yo, tumayo ka sa stage at isigaw mo…

“Hoy makinig kayo!! Promise! MaLiLigo na ako!!”

SMS courtesy of Tweetums

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Love is a hidden FIRE.
a pleasant sore…
a s0othng pain…
an agreeable torment…
a sweet wound
in short - a gentle death.
Shet! Ang lalim! Dati Love is blind lang!

SMS courtesy of Tweetums

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Tumabi ako sa ‘yo at huminga ng malalim… 
Tinatanong mo, ”BAKET?” 
Ngumiti ako.
Nagtanong ka ulit, ”BAKET NGA?” 
Sumagot ako. “Baket ba? Masama bang huminga?” 

SMS courtesy of Tweetums

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Thought for the day :

Why suffer trying by all means to become rich to buy and wear expensive branded clothes, when the best things in life can be done NAKED!

SMS courtesy of Tweetums

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“I am a butterfly…
A pretty small brown butterfly…
bittered and hated by all…
disgusted and seen low…”  

-bading na ipis, nag-emote

SMS courtesy of Tweetums

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“Dati pinipintasan mo ko,
sinasabihan ng panget at mabaho!
Bakit ngayon eh hinahabol-habol mo ko!
How dare you!” 

- NFA Rice, (nagda-drama)

SMS courtesy of ¤summer breeze¤

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CHOCOLATE SCANDAL:

1 day Mr. CADBURY met HERSHEYS he Hugs & KISSES her & put his BUTTER FINGER in her MILKY WAY they were on CLOUD 9 then his TO0TSIE fired w/ a BIG BANG!

Result? BABY RUTH! 

SMS courtesy of Smythballs

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QUOTE of the DAY:

“Sabi niya maganda sya..
Napansin ko nga..
Mula ulo..
Mukang paa.”

SMS courtesy of Wow_kalabaw

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Nanay:  ”Anu etong mlaking zero sa test paper mo ha!?!*#! ”
Anak: “Hndi yan zero ‘nay, naubusan lang ng star si teacher kay binigyan nya ako ng moon! Moon yan ‘nay, moon!!”

SMS courtesy of Steely

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5 TYPES OF WOMEN 

VIP-Virgin p po
NPA-NaPerstaym nA po
MILF-Makailang ulit Lang Fo
WWF-Warat na Warat na Fo
ESPN-Eh S Pwet Na lang po

SMS courtesy of Daxjeremy

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