SMS Jokes 10.20.08 (Monday)

May isang pangit na babae na nabuntis ng isang gwapong prinsipe…

PRINCE: “Will you marry me?”
LADY: “No”

And the prince lived happily ever after!

SMS courtesy of Wow_Kalabaw

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Anak: “Tay, di ako makatulog daming lamok!”
Tatay: “Patayin natin ang ilaw para di nila tayo makita.” (pagpatay ng ilaw pumasok ang mga alitaptap)
Anak: “Hala! Tay nagdala sila ng flashlight!”

SMS courtesy of Arch

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Pedro: “Pare, ikaw ba’y naniniwala sa safe sex?”
Juan: “Oo naman!”
Pedro: “Dapat talaga! Pano ba gnagawa mo?”
Juan: “Sinisiguroko na wala ang mister nya!”

SMS courtesy of Smythballs

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“I knew thisdaywouldcome that ihave to stay awayfrom you, that ihave to run awaywhen yourapproaching, that ihave to hide &be silentwhen youraround,coz i knowfrom myself that u really don’twant to see mecoz your mad,i know you want to hurt mebut you can’t,coz ialready ranaway from you…”DAGA, (nag e-emote)

SMS courtesy of Smythballs

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MISIS: “Angsweetm0namanh0ney,lagim0ngtinitignanmarriagec0ntractnatin.”
MISTER: “Sweetka diyan! Hinahanap ko expirati0ndate. Saan ba kasi dito yun?!”

SMS courtesy of Smythballs

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THOUGHT for the Day:

“Sa pag-ibigkahit namasaktanka,olumuha pa,angmahalagamarun0ngkangmaglabaat hindi ka tak0tmamalantsadahilangmagalingmagsaingaymaykatapatna tunayna kanin!”

SMS courtesy of Smythballs

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ANAK: “Tay, ano ang pinakamalamig na parte ng katawan ng tao?”
TATAY:” Ipin, anak. Kasi nag-yeyelo ang ipin mo pag di ka nagsipilyo.”

SMS courtesy of Smythballs

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QUESTION: “What gamedo kidnapperslove to play?”
ANSWER: “HidE iNTSiK!”

SMS courtesy of Smythballs

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7 men were standing naked in a row with erected penis.
A passerby saw them and asked,”Are you advertising for a condom?”
They said. . .“No. We are posing for7-UP!”

SMS courtesy of Smythballs

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3 F’s IN MARRIAGE:
FUN
FIGHT
FUCK

Early Years
More FUN
Less FIGHT
Alwys FUCK!

Mid-Years
Less FUN
More FIGHT
Still FUCK!

Later Years
No FUN
Only FIGHT
No FUCK!

SMS courtesy of Smythballs

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Two friends met. “How’s ur husband?” said one. Her pious friend smiled complacently, “Oh he’s an angel” You’re lucky said the other. “Mine’s still alive”

SMS courtesy of Smythballs

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BOY: “Sana naging pinto ka na lang..”
GiRL: “Ay naku! bakit naman?”
BOY: “Para pwede kitang pasukan at labasan..”
(yan naman ang banatng simpleng manyak!)

SMS courtsey of Wow_Kalabaw

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TOTOY: :”Laro tayo ng wagwag!”
BADING: “Paano ‘yun?”
TOTOY: “Tatanggalin ko ang damit mo. Titirahin ko puwet mo. Tapos sisigaw ka, ‘WAG! WAG!”

SMS courtesy of Wow_Kalabaw

14 thoughts on “SMS Jokes 10.20.08 (Monday)

    • @bibeth,

      hello ateng! it gives me a different kind of “high” feeling everytime a reader says that i made her day/smile/laugh.

      thanks for the appreciation.

  1. hahaha…..ang saya tlgang dumalaw d2 sa blog mo.
    hindi ka lalabas na luhaan…hehehe….
    as the other said here…
    tnx mamaru for making my day too..^_^

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