May isang pangit na babae na nabuntis ng isang gwapong prinsipe…
PRINCE: “Will you marry me?”
LADY: “No”
And the prince lived happily ever after!
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Anak: “Tay, di ako makatulog daming lamok!”
Tatay: “Patayin natin ang ilaw para di nila tayo makita.” (pagpatay ng ilaw pumasok ang mga alitaptap)
Anak: “Hala! Tay nagdala sila ng flashlight!”
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Pedro: “Pare, ikaw ba’y naniniwala sa safe sex?”
Juan: “Oo naman!”
Pedro: “Dapat talaga! Pano ba gnagawa mo?”
Juan: “Sinisiguro ko na wala ang mister nya!”
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“I knew this day would come that i have to stay away from you, that i have to run away when your approaching, that i have to hide & be silent when your around, coz i know from myself that u really don’t want to see me coz your mad, i know you want to hurt me but you can’t, coz i already ran away from you…” – DAGA, (nag e-emote)
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MISIS: “Ang sweet m0 naman h0ney, lagi m0ng tinitignan marriage c0ntract natin.”
MISTER: “Sweet ka diyan! Hinahanap ko expirati0n date. Saan ba kasi dito yun?!”
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THOUGHT for the Day:
“Sa pag-ibig kahit na masaktan ka, o lumuha pa, ang mahalaga marun0ng kang maglaba at hindi ka tak0t mamalantsa dahil ang magaling magsaing ay may katapat na tunay na kanin!”
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ANAK: “Tay, ano ang pinakamalamig na parte ng katawan ng tao?”
TATAY:” Ipin, anak. Kasi nag-yeyelo ang ipin mo pag di ka nagsipilyo.”
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QUESTION: “What game do kidnappers love to play?”
ANSWER: “HidE iNTSiK!”
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7 men were standing naked in a row with erected penis.
A passerby saw them and asked, ”Are you advertising for a condom?”
They said. . .“No. We are posing for 7-UP!”
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3 F’s IN MARRIAGE:
FUN
FIGHT
FUCK
Early Years
More FUN
Less FIGHT
Alwys FUCK!
Mid-Years
Less FUN
More FIGHT
Still FUCK!
Later Years
No FUN
Only FIGHT
No FUCK!
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Two friends met. “How’s ur husband?” said one. Her pious friend smiled complacently, “Oh he’s an angel” You’re lucky said the other. “Mine’s still alive”
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BOY: “Sana naging pinto ka na lang..”
GiRL: “Ay naku! bakit naman?”
BOY: “Para pwede kitang pasukan at labasan..”
(yan naman ang banat ng simpleng manyak!)
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TOTOY: :”Laro tayo ng wagwag!”
BADING: “Paano ‘yun?”
TOTOY: “Tatanggalin ko ang damit mo. Titirahin ko puwet mo. Tapos sisigaw ka, ‘WAG! WAG!”
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your site always lifts up my day. thanks for the laughter.
@bibeth,
hello ateng! it gives me a different kind of “high” feeling everytime a reader says that i made her day/smile/laugh.
thanks for the appreciation.
i love iyong sa nag-e-emote na daga and un larong wagwag! lol
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@habagat,
maraming salamat sa comment, parekoy.
ahahaha. magandang pampaalis ng antok ito!
antukens last blog post..raffle numbers round 2
@antuken,
tsk! panu kayo makakabuo nyan ni mr. antuken eh nasa trabaho ka pag gabi.
ahaha… dapat talaga may expiration date and marriage certificate… ahaha… para aware ang lalaki… kung hanggang kelan ang paghihirap nya…
vhonnes last blog post..May AWARD na ako!
@vhonne,
kung ako yan, isyuhan ko na rin ng death certificate ang lalaki.
hahaha…..ang saya tlgang dumalaw d2 sa blog mo.
hindi ka lalabas na luhaan…hehehe….
as the other said here…
tnx mamaru for making my day too..^_^
@ikay,
ateng, ako dapat pasalamat sau sa appreciation. 😀
Very informative posts, love the look of you site.
WAG WAG!..^^, sarap maglaro nyan
@LJ, hello bro. welkam bak!