SMS Jokes 10.29.08 (Wednesday)

DIARY ENTRY NG DESPERADANG PANGET

DEAR DiARY,

“Gosh i’m so hapi, nahuli kasi me ng crush ko nakatingin sa kanya! Tas sabi niya tang ina ko daw! Gwapo niya! Last time natulak niya me dumugo nose ko kasi sinadya ko sya banggain. Kakakilig! At least nagdikit kami di ba? Humingi nga sya sakin ng picture eh! SHIT! Haba ng hair ko! Sabi kasi nya papasalvage nya na ako. Sweet! Tomorrow ulit ha? Tawagan ko muna sya. Sana di niya ibagsak ulit. SHIT! I love him 4ever!”

SMS courtesy of Koreanmine

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Sa MATH CLASS:

Titser: “Juan, kung ako’y may 5 anak sa unang asawa at 10 sa pangalawa, samakatuwid meron akong…?”
Juan: ”Ma’am, libog. Matinding libog!”

SMS courtesy of Bern

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“a fRiEnD LiftS u uP wHEn uR dOWn..buT a LoveR LiftS u uP aNd doWn..uP & doWn…oooH! uP..aaaH! aNd doWn…yesss!”

aNong mas masaRaP..? May LoVeR o May fRiEnD?

SMS courtesy of Bern

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Senate Bill No.010:

All names ending in letter”O”wil now be changed to “I”.

Ex. Edgardo will be Edgardi; Panfilo to Panfili.

Pero umayaw siSen.Tito atSen.Kik0!

SMS courtsey of Wow_Kalabaw

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