SMS Jokes 11.19.08 (Wednesday)

Pacman in war with MILF…
PACMAN: “Sumuko na kayo!”
MILF: “Susuko lang kame pag na-spell mo ang ceasefire!!”
PACMAN: “Tuloy ang laban!! Durugin sila!! Padadalhan ko kayo ng chrysanthemum sa burol nyo!!”
MILF: “Spell chrysanthemum!”
PACMAN: “Pakyu! Sabi ko ROSE!! Bingi!”

SMS courtesy of Jelai 

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Juan is taking entrance exam. After looking at the paper, he took off his shoes, shirt, pants and threw them out the window.
Juan: “Why tingin at me? Di ba sabi dito, answer the questions in brief!”

SMS courtesy of Jelai

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A guy wanted to lose weight. He went to diet center. It offered plan A or B.
He took plan A. He was then taken to a room wherein a goodlooking naked girl with a “if u catch me, u can fuck me” sign was waiting for him.
He never caught her and he only lost 10lbs.
Aftr 3 days he decided to try plan B, thinking dat it wud be better.
Excited, he quickly entered d room.
A H0RSE was in d room with a sign dat says “i will fuck u if i catch u!”

SMS courtesy of Jelai 

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PIOLO SAYS: 
I just need 5 things to live?
Some friends?
Some food?
Some work?
Some love?
And some…

Milby.

SMS courtesy of Daxjeremy 

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Sabi nman ni SAM: 
I just need five things in my life:
Few work
Few friends
Few food
Few love
And Few? 

Few Lo Fascual. 

SMS courtesy of Daxjeremy

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ANAK: “Tay, ano po kayang magandng gawin kasi yung panty ng gf ko me tatak na NO ENTRY?”
TATAY: “Easy lang anak, yung brief mo markahan mo ng GOV’T PROJECT= DO NOT DELAY..” 

SMS courtesy of Bern

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