Weekend SMS Jokes

PEDRO: “galing ako sa doktor, nakabili na ko ng hearing aid, grabe ang linaw na ng pandinig ko…”
JUAN: “talaga?!!! magkano bili mo?”
PEDRO: “kahapon lang…”

SMS courtesy of Defpotec

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A Filipino, a Black man, and a White guy are in a bar having a drink. 
When a gorgeous woman comes up to them and says, “Whoever can use the words ‘liver’ and ‘cheese’ in a creative sentence can have me for tonight.” 
So the White guy says “I love liver and cheese.” 
She says “That’s not good enough” 
The Black man says “I hate liver and cheese” 
She says “That’s not creative” 
Finally, the Filipino says “Liver alone, cheese mine!” 

Joke courtesy of Bern

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