Pinoy Nurse in New York to operator: “I would like to place an overseas calll to the Philippines.”
Operator: “Ok, ur name pls?”
Nurse: “Maria Quintero”
Operator: “Can u please spell your last name?”
Nurse: “Quintero-Q as in Cuba, U as in Europe, I as in Aida, N as in Pneumonia, T as in Ptyalin, E as in India, R as in Argentina, O as in Australia..”
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NAT’L ROMANTIC ACRONYMS:
HOLLAND- Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies
ITALY- I Trust And Love You
LIBYA- Love Is Beautful, You Also
CHINA- Come Here, I Need Affection
KENYA- Keep Everythng Nice Yet Arousing
PHILIPPINES- Pump Harder, I Love It, Pls Pls, I Need Erotic Stimulation
LONG LIVE PHILIPPINES!
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KASAL
Father: “Ikaw lalaki, tinatanggap mo bang maging kabiyak ang taong ito habambuhay?”
Lalaki: “Opo, Father!”
Father: “At ikaw naman, malanding pokpok kang bakla ka mukha kang kabayo, ‘kala mo cguru, ang ganda mo sa gown mo, ‘no?! Tinatanggap mo ba ang lalaking ito na hindi ka magsisisi kahit magkabaon-baon ka sa utang sa pagsustento sa kanya?”
Bakla: “Father, sabihin nyo lang kung tutol kau sa kasal na ‘to kesa naman tumatalak-talak ka dyan, naka mic ka pa naman, okray ka..
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ERAP: “Waiter, soup #5 ang order ko!”
WAITER: “Heto Sir, Titi ng Toro, napatay ng Matador kanina!”
ERAP: “Ang laki, sarap a! Bakit kahapon maliit?”
WAITER: “Sir, Titi ng Matador yun, napatay ng Toro kahapon.”
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Flash rep0rt:
“J0llibee chicken j0y GRAVY
Napatunayang p0sitib0 sa melamine! Please Pass! Please.! - R0nald MCd0nald
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lmao @ kasal.
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Mama, salamat sa mga jokes na pina-publish mo at kahit papaano e nakakarinig pa din ako ng mga Pinoy humor. Corny kasi ng mga lokal dito e, ang sakit sa ulo, hehehe!
echos last blog post..Ang sarap maging tatay…
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MARU
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December 2nd, 2008 at 1:55 pm
@echo,
eh alam mo naman tayong mga pinoy…pag walang humor eh walang sense. lol.
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“HOLLAND- Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies
ITALY- I Trust And Love You
LIBYA- Love Is Beautful, You Also
CHINA- Come Here, I Need Affection
KENYA- Keep Everythng Nice Yet Arousing
PHILIPPINES- Pump Harder, I Love It, Pls Pls, I Need Erotic Stimulation”
Naaalala ko tuloy yung pelikula ni Ai-Ai delas Alas (Ang Cute ng Ina Mo) kung saan nagbabatuhan sila ng mga ganitong salita ng boypren niyang Australiano na bagong dating. So funny.
At oo, nanonood din ako ng mga ganun klaseng pelikula. Guilty little pleasure.
siangelnawalangpakpaks last blog post..Para sa Bespren Kong Lasing
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MARU
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December 2nd, 2008 at 1:56 pm
@siangelnawalangpakpak,
anukaba! napanood ko rin yun noh! alam mo naman ako…certified jologs. kaso di ko nga lang matandaan ang title ng movie.
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Why this web site do not have other languages support?
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