Archive for 30 January, 2009

MARU | 30 January, 2009
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If Only For A Moment

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If only for a moment
Can we pretend we never parted.
Pretend you never went away
And that our Love was never thwarted.

If only for a moment
Can we let this Love be dear.
Try remembering the good times
so i may forget all that I fear.

If only for a moment
Can i say you Loved me too.
Say that you cared for me
As much as I did you.

If only for a moment
Can we call us more than friends.
And when they ask if I still Love you
I’ll say more than “It depends.”

If only for a moment
Can we say we never parted.
Just lie and say I never cried
Pretend this sadness never started.

If only for a moment
Can we pretend you Love me too.
Cause it’s only for a Lifetime
That I’m trapped in Love with you.

Quote of the Day:
”You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry.”  ~Author Unknown

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MARU | 28 January, 2009
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SMS Jokes 01.28.09 (Wednesday)

2 kids talkin:

RICH KID: “Sometimes if you work hard enough, u can get what u want. But most times what you want & what you get are 2 different things. Sumtimes God breaks are spirit 2 save our soul. Sumtimes He breaks our heart to make us whole. Although we can’t have everything we want, we can want evrything we have.”

POOR KID: Pakyu! damot mo! Pahiram lang ng PSP,eh! Dame mo pa sinasabi!!

SMS courtesy of Arch

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Saan lugar parehong kulot ang buhok ng babae at lalake?
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I like the way you think…

Yes,the answer is:

“AFRICA”

SMS courtesy of Arch

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A chinese couple just had there 1st baby. The eyes were big the hair is curly, the skin was black…
So the father gave the baby  a beautiful  name … SAM TING W0NG!

SMS courtesy of Arch

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Kapag may umaway sa yo, at sinabihan ka ng “panget!”
sabihin mo sa kanila:
UGLY never starts with “I”,it always starts with “U”
-nakaganti ka na, nosebleed pa sila!

SMS courtesy of Arch

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TAMANG BANAT

In a class…
Boy: “uy patulong naman sa speech. Kailangan ko ng topic.”
Girl: “uhm, san ka ba interesado?”

Boy: “SA’YO!”

SMS courtesy of Arch

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Wife: “Hon, kain na, nakahain na.”
Husband: “Susunod na ako, hon.”

Sa dinner table…

Wife: “Dati-dati, ikaw ang nagluluto at ikaw din ang naghahain sa mesa. Nami-miss ko na yun, hon…”
Husband: “Eh, hon naman! Boy nyo pa lang ako nun.”

SMS courtesy of Bern

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Burning of Calories during sex:
 
Lying down: 90Cal. 
Standingup: 149Cal.
Dog style: 326Cal.
2nd round: 824Cal.
Dressing after sex,while wife knocks door: 5000Cal.

SMS courtesy of Smythball

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Quote of the Day:
“Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.”
– Anonymous

Category: HUMOR, January 2009, SMS Jokes 2009 |
MARU | 27 January, 2009
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Comcast

Digital cable TVhttp://i.ixnp.com/images/v3.64/t.gif entertainment need not be expensive. At minimal fee a month, Comcast cable offers more than hundred of channels at a rate much lower than others, which gives small number of channels only.

Channels like ESPN, Euro Sports TV, Game Sports TV, WHL TV, Sport Star and Fox Network. There are channels for just about any sport you can think of… ultimate fighting, martial arts, golf and wrestling!

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MARU | 26 January, 2009
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Iba’t Ibang Gimik Sa Mangga

Sa buong buhay ko ngayon lang talaga ako nagsawa sa pagkain ng  manggang hinog. Pag ni leps-to-leps mo nga ako ngayon… asahan mo amoy-mangga ang bibig ko.

Pati utot dighay ko – amoy-mangga din!

Mula noong nag harvest kami ng mangga … araw-araw na lang yata ako naghahabol sa paghinog ng mga mangga ko. Hindi ko na halos alam kung ano gagawin ko para hindi ako maabutan ng pagka-over ripe.

Google ako ng google kung ano ang mga pwede kong gawin sa mga prutas ko.

Mag tu-two weeks na kaming napupurga sa panghimagas namin na fresh mango. Pero ayoko umangal at dapat nga pasalamat pa ako lalo na pag naalala ko nung kumain kami sa Fisherman’s Wharf at umorder ng fresh mango as dessert.

Anakngwekwek! Yung isang mangga na ganito ang pagkahiwa at nilagyan lang ng crushed ice… P95.00 na! At iisang piraso lang yun ha!

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Siempre dahil nanay ako, sekreto akong nagkukwenta sa utak ko. Susme, kako P35-40 lang ang kilo ng mangga dito sa amin tapos mga 5-6 na piraso na yun!

 

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MARU | 26 January, 2009
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Rub Down Indulgence

Yesterday, I had a grand time with my sister Millette and niece Tweetums. I was so delighted because they asked me if I am willing to join them in a spa clinic for a rub down indulgence for – free!  As we all know, the best things in life are free!

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Without delay I hurried to the spa clinic and simultaneously we pampered ourselves to a full body massage with ventosa or cupping therapy, which I’ve been hearing, is really good and remedial.

Prior to the massage, I chance to step on their weighing scale and found out that I’m still at 101 lbs.  Glad to know that I don’t need Leptorexin – yet.

 

 

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MARU | 23 January, 2009
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SMS Jokes 01.23.09 (Friday)

Mrs: “Doc, how is my husband?”
Doctor: “He’ll be ALL RIGHT!”
Mrs: “What? After that horrible accident?”
Doctorr: “Yes, we cut off his LEFT arm and LEFT leg. So, all RIGHT na sya!”

SMS courtesy of Defpotec

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Sulat ng mag-amang pulubi:

Dear tay, padalhan mo ako ng brief kasi yun brief ko mga butas na.
Dear anak, pag tiisan mo lang muna kasi itong sa akin nga eh… Garter na lang.

SMS courtesy of Smythballs

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MAMA: “Kiss ur new yaya anak, Ganda cya no?”
ANAK: “Ayoko ma! Takot ko i-kiss cya!”
MAMA: “Why, wat’s wrong with her?”
ANAK: “Kasi sinampal nya si Papa kahapon!!”

SMS courtesy of Smythballs

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pare1: “pare, sa wakas nagka girlfriend na din ako!”
pare2: “bakit ngayon ka lang ba nagka girlfriend?”
pare1: “oo pare! sobrang higpit kc ni misis!”

SMS courtesy of Smythballs

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Quote of the Day:

“Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.”

Bill Cosby

Category: HUMOR, January 2009, SMS Jokes 2009 | Tags: ,
MARU | 23 January, 2009
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Haste Makes Waste

With the current shape of the economy globally, upgrading your video card just to keep abreast on the hottest computer games may not be a good decision. I mean, there is nothing wrong on making some computer enhancement, of course.

However, there is an old adage that “haste makes waste” if you do not educate first yourself even just a little bit into choosing a new video card. Knowing first what you really need for your pc may end you up saving yourself a lot of money.

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MARU | 23 January, 2009
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Swingers

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Quote of the Day:
”I was so hungry I could have eaten a horse. But only pigs were available.”
–Anonymous

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MARU | 23 January, 2009
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Need Not Be Expensive

Getting home after a long day at work, sometimes you just want to sit directly in front of the television and have not to worry about anything.

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Nowadays, relaxation and entertainment need not be expensive. You can make it happen by simply watching TV as long as you have reliable TV service provider right at the comfort of your home. When I say reliable, I am referring to Direct TV.

At minimal fee a month, Directv are indeed the best value-for-money digital multi-channel television service provider you can get.

If you are a parent and love having your kids entertained by fun and educational programming, the more that you will appreciate the convenience of DirectSatTV provides. Check out the website.

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MARU | 23 January, 2009
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Tingi-tinging Chuva

Aguyyyy! Mukang dumarami na ang nakikihiram sa famous line ni Megastar sa movie na Caregiver dahil sa mga sibakan sa trabaho! Naalala nyo pa ba yung “ay ker por may dyab, ser!” ?  

Howel, tingin ko ”wa ker si ser” sa inyo kasi tuloy-tuloy pa rin ang pagsasara ng mga factory even if you care for your job.  Haysss… nahahagip at ramdam na ng mga pinoy ang hagupit ng global financial crisis. 

At eto pa, tataas na naman daw ang singil ng kuryente sa Meralco at ng LPG pa! Okinam! Hanggang kelan ba maghihigpit ng sinturon ang isang Johnny Cross (Juan de la Cruz)? Lol.

Minsan iniisip ko na sana may makaisip na magbenta na lang tingi-tingi na kuryente at LPG. Pwede kaya yun?

Tutal uso naman ang mga naka-sachet na packaging ng mga produkto natin para nga daw maging apordabol sa mga masa. Sana may naka-sachet na kuryente at LPG na rin. Tiyak ko panalo yun!

Imagine bibili ka ng isang sachet ng LPG… at yun ay kunyari good for 3 meals cooking na. O kaya may sachet na LPG para pang-isang saing ng kanin lang, yung mga tipong ganun.

At sa kuryente naman…sana may naka-sachet din na good for certain hours lang. Halimbawa, isang sachet ng kuryente para sa pagplantsa ng 10 damit, o para pang-1 hour na panonood ng TV.  O di ba, palagay ko tipid yun at makakabudget talaga ng pera kasi wala ka ng babayaran na system loss ek-ek kasi nga prepaid na.

Tsk! Umagang-umaga tanggalan sa trabaho na agad ang mga nasasagap kong balita sa TV.

Ah! basta ako, (kunyari si Lolit Solis ako), babati na lang ako!

Binabati ko kayong lahat ng Advance Happy Chinese New Year!

Isi-share ko na rin sa inyo ang nai-share sa akin ng chekwa kong friend na si Moo: 

Feng Shui Expert advice to have a HAPPY NEW YEAR.

“Buy 12 apples, 12 oranges, 12 pears, 12 mangoes, 12 thousand pesos. Put it in a box, wrap it, and send it to me.
Luck will come to you.”
KUNG HEI FAT CHOI!

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