SMS Jokes 01.23.09 (Friday)

Mrs: “Doc, how is my husband?”
Doctor: “He’ll be ALL RIGHT!”
Mrs: “What? After that horrible accident?”
Doctorr: “Yes, we cut off his LEFT arm and LEFT leg. So, all RIGHT na sya!”

SMS courtesy of Defpotec

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Sulat ng mag-amang pulubi:

Dear tay, padalhan mo ako ng brief kasi yun brief ko mga butas na.
Dear anak, pag tiisan mo lang muna kasi itong sa akin nga eh… Garter na lang.

SMS courtesy of Smythballs

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MAMA: “Kiss ur new yaya anak, Ganda cya no?”
ANAK: “Ayoko ma! Takot ko i-kiss cya!”
MAMA: “Why, wat’s wrong with her?”
ANAK: “Kasi sinampal nya si Papa kahapon!!”

SMS courtesy of Smythballs

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pare1: “pare, sa wakas nagka girlfriend na din ako!”
pare2: “bakit ngayon ka lang ba nagka girlfriend?”
pare1: “oo pare! sobrang higpit kc ni misis!”

SMS courtesy of Smythballs

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Quote of the Day:

“Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.”

Bill Cosby

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