2 kids talkin:
RICH KID: “Sometimes if you work hard enough, u can get what u want. But most times what you want & what you get are 2 different things. Sumtimes God breaks are spirit 2 save our soul. Sumtimes He breaks our heart to make us whole. Although we can’t have everything we want, we can want evrything we have.”
POOR KID: Pakyu! damot mo! Pahiram lang ng PSP,eh! Dame mo pa sinasabi!! 
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Saan lugar parehong kulot ang buhok ng babae at lalake?
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I like the way you think…
Yes,the answer is:
“AFRICA” 
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A chinese couple just had there 1st baby. The eyes were big the hair is curly, the skin was black…
So the father gave the baby a beautiful name … SAM TING W0NG!
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Kapag may umaway sa yo, at sinabihan ka ng “panget!”
sabihin mo sa kanila:
UGLY never starts with “I”,it always starts with “U”
-nakaganti ka na, nosebleed pa sila!
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TAMANG BANAT
In a class…
Boy: “uy patulong naman sa speech. Kailangan ko ng topic.”
Girl: “uhm, san ka ba interesado?”
Boy: “SA’YO!”
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Wife: “Hon, kain na, nakahain na.”
Husband: “Susunod na ako, hon.”
Sa dinner table…
Wife: “Dati-dati, ikaw ang nagluluto at ikaw din ang naghahain sa mesa. Nami-miss ko na yun, hon…”
Husband: “Eh, hon naman! Boy nyo pa lang ako nun.”
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Burning of Calories during sex:
Lying down: 90Cal.
Standingup: 149Cal.
Dog style: 326Cal.
2nd round: 824Cal.
Dressing after sex,while wife knocks door: 5000Cal.
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Quote of the Day:
“Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live.”
– Anonymous
wahaha! gusto ko yung sam tim wong. haha!
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