SMS Jokes 02.04.09 (Wednesday)

B0y: “alam nio! alam nio!alam nio! alaaam niooo!”
Girl: “alam nio to! alam nio to!” 

— magsyotang ng0ng0 na walang sawang nagsasabihan ng i l0ve y0u.

SMS courtesy of Bern

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TITSER:  ”Akala ko, taga-London ang mother mo, Bakit wala kang pang-tuition?”
ELMER:  ”Hindi po. Marami po kaming utang. Loan dito, loan sa Bumbay at LOAN DOON, kaya po nabansagan kaming taga-LONDON…”

SMS courtesy of wow_kalabaw

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anong kaibahan ng PERA ng mayaman sa PERA ng mahirap?

ang pera ng Mayaman parang Pepsi, kung hindi Max, Mega.

ang sa Mahirap parang Coke,

kundi SAKTO, ZERO!

SMS courtesy of Bern

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One thought on “SMS Jokes 02.04.09 (Wednesday)

  1. anong kaibahan ng PERA ng mayaman sa PERA ng mahirap?

    ang pera ng Mayaman parang Pepsi, kung hindi Max, Mega.

    ang sa Mahirap parang Coke,

    kundi SAKTO, ZERO!

    — addict na joke! hahaha!

    foos last blog post..Strange

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