On their honeymoon, blonde bride wore a sexy nightie in bed only to find her Catholic husband settled down on the couch. When she asked him why he was not going to make love to her, he replied, “It’s Lent.” In tears, she sobbed, “Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard!? Who did you lendit to & for how long?”
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Let Nicole’s case be a lesson to every man:
Huwag humangad ng libre o magtipid, magbayad ng tama & pagkatapos, bigyan ng pamasahe, huwag iwan sa kalye.
At pakiusap lang ibalik iyung panty!ü
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Sa bar
WAITER: Sir, marami na kaung nainom.
ERAP: Gusto ko kasing makalimot.
WAITER: Aba Sir, bayaran ninyo muna tong bill ninyo bago kayo makalimot!!
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ECONOMIC SLOWDOWN: when your neighbor loses his job. :-l
RECESSION: when YOU lose your job. 
ECONOMIC RECOVERY: when PGMA loses her job! 
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Mar & Noynoy are TWINS:
Both with Liberal party,
both senators,
both bachelors,
both sons of senators, both totally dominated by MAMA,
both had KORINA…!!!
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News Update:
Malacañang declared holiday from Tues to Wed.
April 7-8, 2009. keep updated and log on to….
www.tamadka.com.ph
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A patient complained to his doctor, ‘I’ve been to 3 other doctors and none of them agreed with your diagnosis.’
The doctor calmly replied,
‘Just wait until the autopsy, then they’ll see that I was right.’
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Tanong: Ano ba talaga si Manny Pacquiao, KAPUSO o KAPAMILYA?
SAGOT: KaPERA!
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Did you know that the desk President Barack Obama sat at when he signed his stimulus package is the same desk where President Bill Clinton sat when he had his package stimulated?
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Sa palasyo sa may tabing Pasig River:
REPORTER: Mr. First Gentlemen, ano pong gamot ang ini-inom ninyo pag masama ang inyong pakirandam?
FG: KWARTAl, MAYPERAcillin, at CURACOTIN E!
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All above SMS Jokes courtesy of MIKE! Thank you so much, Mike. 
Martin Luther King, Jr. 
