QUESTION: What d0 y0u call tw0 ugly pe0ple stabbing each 0ther?
ANSWER: Saksakan ng pangit!
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3 Palatandaan na Matanda na ang Lalake:
1. Mga daliri na lang ang tumitigas
2. Balahibo na lang ang tumatayo
3. Mukha na lang ang Nagagalit
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MODERN names of newly born CHINESE
born newly c0ok: SHEENA ENG
born sour: KYLA MAN SY
born alternately: SALLY TAN
born accused: NANCY SY
born honest: UMA MING
born fat: LUCKY CHAN
born fatter: BOB UY
born evil: DAEMON YU
born flirt: ALAN DY
born smelly: KELLY KAYE LEE
born different: EVA YAN
born incomplete: COOL ANG
born sick: HATCH CHENG
born cute: EDDIE MI !!
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PARE1: ”Pre, whats your biggest fantasy?”
PARE2: ”To be kissed by someone in the rain. How about you?”
PARE1: “To be..
dat someone pare…”
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ANAK: “Tays! Kains na tayos!
AMA: “Anak! Tigilan mo nga kakalagay ng “s” sa salita mo! Ano ba ulam?”
ANAK: ”inigang na bangu na may ibuya at kamati. Hmm… arap ng abaw!”
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hay naloka naman ako sa biggest fantasy.. bewahahahah…
kailangan ilabas ang cleavage Ms maru.. status single na kasi ako eh.. hehehheh
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PARE1: ”Pre, whats your biggest fantasy?”
PARE2: ”To be kissed by someone in the rain. How about you?”
PARE1: “To be..
dat someone pare…”
magandang jowk yan sa mga closet queen. haha!
hehe tagal na ako di nakakabasa ng text jowks. linggo ngayon, sarap magpost ng magpost ng entry. nakadalawa agad kayo sexy mommy
paalam lang lang me lagay ko kayo sa links ko. napapagod kasi ako, kelangan ko pa dumaan sa bloggy ni badoodles para lang maclick yun site nyo.
bioniclugaws last blog post..Marso Na Naman
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natawas akos dun a mag-amangs kakains ngs inigang na bangu. has has has has!
a.r.d.y.e.y.s last blog post..keep on dreaming
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