INSPIRATI0NAL QU0TES:
#1 Lahat ng pRobLema may s0Lusy0n. Kapag waLang s0Lusy0n, wag mo ng pRobLemahin,
#2 aLwaYs remember: Kung kaya ng iba, ipagawa mo sa kaniLa. D0nt f0rce urSeLf, make Life easy.
#3 hindi Lahat maganda may boyfriend. Ang iba sa kaniLa may girlfriend.
#4 don’t face your problem, if ur prblem is ur face.
#5 di bale ng tamad di naman pagod.
#6 praktis makes perfect but nobody is perfect so dont praktis.
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Boy: forgive me, father for i have sin.Nanilip po ako ng babaeng sexy.
Pari: tapos?
Boy: nakita ko pong hinubad ñya damit at palda.
Pari: tapos?
Boy: hinubad po bra ñya.
Pari: tapos anu pa nkta mo, iho?
Boy: uhm, nung pagkahubad po ng panty ñya, nagbrown-out po bigla!
Pari: kabadtrip talaga yang meralco! dapat lang talagang imbestigahan ng senado yan..
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“An abstract noun, the teacher said, is something u can think of but can’t touch. Can u give me 2 examples?”
Student: Your boobs and ur Pekpek, Mam!:->
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This is the 1st documented Death from Viagra overdose.
“A 62 yr old man took 6 pills of Viagra 100, thinking they were his vitamin pills…
His wife Died..!”
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Totoo bang si Piolo ay may dugong Aleman?
Mestizo sya di ba?..
Kalahating “ale” kalahating “man.”:-)
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Simple lang ang gusto ko sa buhay…
Ang gusto ko…
Yun ang masusunod.. Ü
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Hilary woke up and starts poking Bill inthe back. ‘Wake up,’ she says.
Bill turns and groans. ‘What do you want?’ he grunts.
‘I’m going to the bathroom,’ she says.
‘You woke me up just to tell me that?’
‘No,’ Hillary says. ‘I want you to save my place.’
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Totally Worthless Info:
‘No wonder we think it’s evil: the word ‘masturbation’ comes from a Latin word meaning ‘to pollute oneself’
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All above SMS jokes courtesy of MIKE.
