MARUISM

Question: Difference between Pacman’s favorite car and favorite food? 
Answer: Favorite car – Mercedes Beans. Favorite food - Pork and Benz.

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Ang trabaho ay parang isang mahabang byahe… 

ang sarap tulugan… 

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A man brings a hooker to his room, turn off d lights, climb to bed & have sex.
When finish, he jump up, run to the window, take a deep breath, dive under d bed,come out d other side,
jump back in2 bed & fuck again, the hooker is impressd with the gusto of the 2nd encounter.
When finished, the man jumps up, runs over 2 d window, take a deep breath, dive under the bed, come out the other side, jump back to bed & fuck again.
The Hooker is amaze as this sequence repeated 4 times.
After d 5th encore, she decides to try it herself.
She jump up, go to the window, take a deep breath, dive under the bed…
and finds 4 men! 

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A woman goes into a bar with a small Chihuahua dog on a leash. She sits down at the bar next to a drunk. The drunk rolls around, leans over, and splat! 

He pukes all over the dog. The drunk looks down, sees the little dog struggling in the pool of vomit, and slurs,

‘I don’t remember eating that!’  

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Lahat ng SCIENTIST nagagawa ang lahat ng kahanga-hangang bagay… 
Pero sa tingin mo? kaya kaya nilang gawin “WIRELESS” ang…

“DEXTROSE?”  

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sa buhay 
tularan ntin
si BETTY LA FEA..
Api-apihin man,
lait-laitin,
at saktan ng
sukdulan,
hinding
hinding hindi..
Gumagalaw ang
bangs.ü  

**All above SMS Jokes courtesy of MIKE.