Category: Everyday Life, Personal Thoughts |
Tags: back dimples, butt dimples, dimples of venus, wellness
Archive for 7 April, 2009
Dimples of Venus
Konting Pa-kinky Lang
Sa isang female forum, may nabasa akong message ng isang girl na humihingi ng suggestion sa grupo kung sa anong paraan niya makukumbinsi sumama ang mister nya na manood ng mga chick-flick romance movie.
Fun Shopping
Lately, I am having fun shopping for the latest fashion trends of summer clothing for women and hot summer fashions from more than 150 top designers at one of the world’s most popular online marketplace.
With millions of items listed there daily, you are sure to find everything you are looking for and getting the best sale available online at your own convenience.
There are times that I would find myself still up until past midnight just browsing, comparing prices of designer women clothing, shoes, swimsuits and accessories items at low prices. Truly, the hunting of great bargains online is quite addictive.
Serious Law For Transport Operators
After reading an old newspaper dated March 28, 2009 regarding the bus crash in Cebu that killed 14 people, how I wish our lawmakers imposed a more serious law urging transport operators to require their drivers be drug tested every month.
Statistic says that motorists involved in a crash or car accident or those who were suspected impaired at work, are usually found abuser of drugs or alcohol. Drivers who will be tested positive should terminated or submit their selves for a drug rehab.
Saturday SMS
Sign seen at a swimming pool…
‘Welcome to our ool.
Notice there’s no P in it.
Please keep it that way.’
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Men do too get PMS:
Penis Malfunction Syndrome.
Pre-Middle aged Syndrome.
Post Macho Syndrome.
Category: Daily Humor |
Mag Smile Sa Buhay
Hindi ko alam kung nagkaka-diarrhea na ang mga readers ko sa sunod-sunod puro SMS Jokes na posting ko. Aba! Eh pagpasensya nyo na po kung wala kayong nababasang medyo interesante na entries sa ngayon. (As if naman makabuluhan lagi at punong-puno ng mga gintong-aral ang mga pinagsusulat ko dito noon. )
Siempre, bakasyon na kaya. Lalarin la rin lang ang arte ko sa mga araw ko ngayon. Di masyado nagbababad sa computer.
Eto talaga ang gusto ko pag summer kasi ito ang panahon na petiks lang ako.
Kukuya-kuyakoy. Kukula-kulangot. Pa-chill chill at nagpapataba lang ng pekpek si Mamaru.
Mga dalawang buwan din akong hindi obligado na gumising ng maaga para magluto ng almusal. Two months akong makakapagpahinga sa kabibigay ng allowance sa mga bagets ko at iba pa.
Hays sarapppp! Medyo pahinga ako sa gawain- bahay at gastos. 
Mga nakaka-limang araw na rin kami ni Keziah mula ng dumating dito sa kalakhang-Maynila and so far so good kahit nasa bahay lang kami lagi. Pati doter ko, panay ang tulog. Parang patabaing mamoy. Hehehe! Tsaka na lang kami maglalakwatsa pag natapos na ang Holy Week.
Basta sa ngayon… la ako pakialam sa mundo. Papetik-petiks lang muna ako. Pa-relaks relaks, pa-coke coke, at pa-smile smile sa buhay! Sana kayo rin.
SMS Jokes 04.02.09 (Thursday)
Nagrereklamo si Pedro…
PEDRO: Ako bunso sa sampung magkakapatid. Ako ang nagmamana ng lumang damit nila.
JUAN: O, eh, anong problema mo?
PEDRO’ Puro sila babae!
SMS courtesy of MIKE
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Sa Hukuman…
FISCAL: “Lola, bakit ninyo binaril sa ari ang nag-rape sa inyo?
LOLA: “Kasi po, nakapasok na sya sa akin tapos biglang hinugot at sabi, ‘April 1 ngayon, APRIL FOOL’S DAY!’
SMS courtesy of MIKE
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Dr: “Im sori, wala na ko magagawa para tumayo pa si MANOY mo. Palagyan mo na lang ng bolitas.”
Ben: “Pagtapos po dok?”
DR: “Gamitan mo ng magnet para tumayo!”
SMS courtesy of MIKE
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ERAP and LOI at a resto…
Loi: Honey, bakit pati buto kinakain mo?
Erap: Ano’ng problema mo, eh Eat All You Can naman ito!
SMS courtesy of MIKE
Category: GENERAL |
Net Gambling
As our technology advances, I noticed that the singles, the stay at home moms, or the working men and women, spend more of their time on the computer. They shop online, chat to friends online, read magazines online, and even play games online.
