Boy1: tol, panget ba ako?
Boy2: Panget ang nanay mo, panget ang tatay mo, panget ang kapatid mo…
Ano ka? HIMALA?
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“Kung maghihintay ka lang nang makikipag-flirt sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo…
Dapat, mag-flirt ka din.”
Inspiring noh?
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CALIGYNEPHOBIA – the fear of beautiful women.
May ganito pala?!
Now i know why other people are afraid of me..
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Mokong: Day, balita ko hiwalay na kayo ng boyfriend mo.
Day: Oo nga, pakirandam ko balak mag Astronaut.
Mokong: Bakit naman?
Day: Kasi sabi nya ‘I NEED SPACE.’
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Hayden Kho Light Bites:
1. Q: What is 6 feet vertically and 4.5 inches horizontally?
A: An “excited” Hayden Kho in front of the camera.
2. Q: If Hayden were Ping Lacson, how would he make women happy?
A: Sunud-sunud na putok.
3. Q: If Hayden were Sen. Dick, how would he make women happy?
A: By not relying on the tongue.
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What do you call the skin between the pussy and the rectum?
P.N.B. – Pansalo Ng Baba!!
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The first victim of Swine Flu in RP is Katrina Halili. According to her, “Binaboy ako!” >>> I was swined!
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Two gays fooling around in bed when the door bell rings. The first gay tells the second, “Don’t cum ’til I get back,” and he rushes off to answer the door.
After a few minutes, he eagerly returns only to find cum all over the bed. He says to the second gay, “I thought you wasn’t going to cum ’til I came back.” The second gay replies, ” I didn’t cum… I farted!”
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An indian went to chief: can I change my name, father chief?
Chief: son, when your brother was born, I went out of the tepee, saw a raging bull so I named him ragingbull. When your sister was born, I saw the rising sun, so that’s her name. So what are you complaining…
fucking dog?!
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ALL ABOVE SMS courtesy of MIKE
