@ hari ng sablay: Eto lang ang nakuha kong medyo bago. Si Katrina sa makabagong saliw ng tugtuging…Pandanggo sa Ilaw!
“Galingan mo beybi, I’m cheering for you.” – Hayden Kho
O di ba, ganda ng wankata ni ateng Katrina…so hawt! Wag lang pagsalitain. Wahihi!
Isi-share at idi-dedicate ko ‘to sa mga tunay na lalake. Kasi, ang tunay na lalake ay VERSATILE, hindi nagpapahuli sa mga chuva chenes tungkol sa third sex. Ang tunay na lalake ay dapat alam ang kahulugan ng lengwahe ng mga tunay na vaklush.
Alang-alang sa mithiin natin lahat na magkaroon ng pangmatagalan na “world peace“, kelangan magkaintindihan tayong mga pinoy lalo na sa pag intindi ng mga pangungusap, pandiwa, pang ukol, salita at talata (hanudaw?) ng mga taga pink community.
Aminin ko, kahit ako na dating tunay na lalake tunay na babae ay now lang din naintindihan ang nakakalukring na salita ng mga kapatid natin na MAS mahihilig sa mahahabang matataas na nota.
Na-gets ko lang ang mga itetch sa SPOT.ph.
BADAFINITIONS
Alicia Mayer. Let’s go/alis na. A play on the word alis (alis-ya). Get it?
Usage: If you’re about to leave a gathering say: “Halika na, Alicia Mayer na tayo.”
Bahamas, Bahavia. Flooded.
Usage: “Hindi ako puwede today. Bahamas kasi sa labas.
Balur, Balurva. House.
Usage: If a friend calls you on your mobile phone and you happen to just be chillin’ at home, you can say: “Dito sa balur.”
Di mamatay-matay ang isyu ng pakikipag-talamitam ni Katrina Halili kay Hayden Kho.
Haynaku! Naging mabenta tuloy ulit ang Careless Whisper. Yan ang naging soundtrack ng dalawang nilalang na naging marupok sa tawag ng laman hanggang sa natagpuan nila ang mga sariling naglulunoy sa kaligayahan… sa saliw ng tugtuging Careless Whisper. Bwahaha!
Pucha! Pati tuloy ako na-LSS sa kantang ‘to. …‘en aym neber gana dans agen….dawiay dans wityuuuu….”
People walking with headphones of their MP3s and ipods – you can see them almost everywhere.
Some perhaps think that it is cool to see them with ear buds tucked in their ears. Well, maybe yes.
However, I just hope that people will not forget that if you are out on city streets or roads wearing headphones with loud music is dangerous – especially at night. Not only you cannot hear a car horn, tendency also is that you are unable to hear car engines, sirens, or pedestrians when headphones are on. Especially now that the latest headphones are even more effective at blocking outside noise, making it even more of a hazard.
The success of running a business establishment (be it big or small) can be contributed by using efficient and reliable POS systems. What is a POS? POS stands for point of sale. It is an equipment or system used in businesses in number of different ways. It works and handles customer payment that gives a more detailed and accurate receipts, thus it saves time by giving speed transactions. POS provides smooth transactions thereby improve customer satisfaction too.
Consider the following:
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in a crowded shopping mall:
“Don’t forget, sweetheart, I need a new G string!”
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Sign posted in a bathroom:
“We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!”
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It’s funny how 90 people get the swine flu and everyone wears face masks, but over millions get aids and no one wears a condom!
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A Nurse come in Doc’s Room.
Docs : Why is your 1 boob out of your shirt?
Nurse : Oh! These medical students never put the things in place after use.
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A male-to-female transexual was being interviewed on a radio talk show.
The DJ asked the transexual “What sort of pain did you experience during the operation?”
The transexual replied, “Well, when they cut my penis off, that really didn’t hurt as much. Then they implanted the breasts in my chest, well, that really didn’t hurt either…
What really hurt was when they removed half my brain & doubled the size of my mouth!”
The unstoppable development of technology nowadays has been giving us so many benefits, comfort and convenience in our daily life.
For instance, what usually comes to your mind when you need to buy a certain product especially medicines? Of course, you right away think that you have to go out, run to wherever nearest drugstore in the neighborhood and get access of the needed medicines. However, although you could opt for going to a local pharmacist, sometimes we are in conditions that do not immediately permit us to do so.
If you are in business and plans to exhibit your product in a trade show, it can be a very costly experience if you are not careful. However, if you know few trades show techniques, you can probably save big in putting up a booth and may end up having a far more profitable show.
For innovative information for spending less and getting more from trade show booths, camelbackdisplays.com offer the largest variety of trade show displays on the market with many custom options to finish off your exhibit booth.
Browse their online catalog where you can find many extras such as trade show flooring, banner stands, director’s chairs, light boxes, exhibit counters & cabinets, trade show furniture, booth Pipe & Drape, printed table skirts, exhibit graphics and more.
Naisipan ko magbukas ng eBay account ko kanina lang.
Sa search bar… eto ang naisip kong i-type – “size 4 shoes” (shoe size ko).
At dito ako dinala ng search bar…
…sa DOG SHOES!!!
@#$#!?*&^$ Leches!
Nakngkulani! hmmmn…bili kaya ako neto? Bagay naman kaya suckin?
ERAP: Give me the best food in this restoran!
WAITER: You mean our specialty, sir?
ERAP: Gunggong! Sabi ko best food hindi SPECIAL TEA! Tanga!
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LOLA: ineng, may manliligaw ka na ba?
APO: marami na po sila lola.
LOLA: may napipisil ka na ba sa kanila?
APO: uten pa lang po nila lola. Ayaw nila ipapisil yung itlog, masakit daw.
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3 batang mayayaman at mayayabang ang naguusap at nagpapayabangan..
Boy1: nung bday ko niregaluhan ako ng dadi ko ng 2 yate..
Boy2: wala ka! Nung bday ko3 barko ang niregalo sakin. Barko ha. Hndi yate!
Boy3: ang yayabang nyo! Yaya! Nalinis m0 na ba yung dagat na niregalo sa akin ni dadi? Pakitanggal ung 2 yate at 3 barko dun. Maliligo ako…
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