Teacher: Write a sentence ending with HAND.
Juan: My penis in ur hand!
Teacher slapped juan…
Juan: Sorry I forgot to put space between pen and is…
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“IBON”
-sagot ni Manny Pacquiao nung tinanong sya kung anung brand ng make up ni Jinky.
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Two kids talking:
RICH KID: “sometimes if you work hard enough, you can get what you want.But most times, what you want and what you get are two different things. Sometimes,God breaks our spirit to save our soul.Sometimes,He breaks our heart to make us whole.Although we can’t have everything we want,we can want everything we have…”
POOR KID: “ang damot mo naman! pahiram lang ng PSP dami mo pa sinasabi!”
