Archive for 31 July, 2009

MARU | 31 July, 2009
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Love vs Lust

O sha! I suppose na nasa tamang age na ang  lilimang readers (pa-hambol, echoos!) ng blog kong ‘to. Ibig kong sabihin, siguro naman ay nasa edad na kayo kung saan ay nakakaintindi na kayo sa mga ka-shitan o kaibahan ng LOVE versus LUST kaya hindi na kelangan ang marami ko pang blah-blah tungkol sa title ng post na ‘to! Kumbaga, alam na alam nyo na ang pakiramdam ng nalilibugan lang sa totoong pagmamahal.

Neweys, ayoko na mag anu-ano pa, wala lang, gusto ko lang i-post dito ‘tong nabasa ko kanina lang. Dikwat ko lang ‘to sa isang forum.

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MARU | 31 July, 2009
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Santa Monica Holiday

beach hotel

Living in the city can be very stressful. Erratic schedules, exaggerated traffic and heavy pollution add to the burden of having to make a living every single day. If you are planning to get out of the daily routines of life, then it is time to consider taking a holiday.

If you do not have a large budget to spend, then finding reasonable holiday deals of Santa Monica Beach Hotel is a simple way to make sure you enjoy the small changes and escape from the normal, everyday life.

Located in California just 20 minutes north of Los Angeles Airport, Santa Monica Beach accommodations offer a calming venue at a price that will not burn a hole in your pocket. Check out their website for more info and reservation.

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MARU | 31 July, 2009
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SMS Jokes 07.31.09 – (Friday)

D.O.H. Advisory:
Lahat ay pinagiingat sa pagkain ng mani. Ayon sa mga dalubhasa, ang pagkain ng mani ay nakakabibingi dahil natatakpan ng hita ang dalawang tenga! ;)

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Sa crematorium.
Customer: Boss, namatay ang biyenan ko, puede tanong magkano cremation?
Manager: 30 thousand po.
Customer: 15 thousand lang buget ko! Paano yun?
Manager: E di half-cooked muna!

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(Insultuhan after bed)
Woman: Alam mo sweetheart, para ka palang si Hatton, ang bilis mong bumigay!
(Agad bumangon at nagbihis ang lalake, aalis…)
Woman: 0 saan ka pupunta?
Man: Maghahanap ako ng ibang kalaban, yung hindi kamukha ni Pacquiao!

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MARU | 30 July, 2009
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Single Ka Pa? Bakit?

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Aktwali, mas madalas akong tanungin kung bakit kami naghiwalay ng mister ko kesa bakit single pa ako.

For the record, hindi pa po ako nagka-mister ever! Never pa ako nag-asawa o ikinasal. Oo nga may mga junakis na ako. Pero kelangan ko ba magka-mister para magka-anak? Haler!!

Neweys, galing ulit ‘to sa Gmail ko: Reasons Why You Are Still Single.

Maraming rason ang mga single kung bakit single pa rin sila at eto daw ang madalas na mga palusot. Palagay ko naman swak sa akin ang number 7 . Tehehe!

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Category: Love, Romance and Relationship, Personal Thoughts |
MARU | 30 July, 2009
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Best Value Service Provider

Why Satellite TV is is becoming more and more popular these days? For one good reason, Satellite TV entertainment is not expensive. It offers a very wide variety of programming to the avid viewers, hundred of channels without those irritating commercials. At minimal fee a month, Direct Satellite TV is indeed the best value-for-money digital multi-channel television service provider.

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MARU | 29 July, 2009
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SMS Jokes – 07.29.09 (Wednesday)

APO: Lolo, bakit ka naghahands up kapag umiihi ka?
LOLO: Sabi kasi ng doktor ko, bawal raw sakin ang magbuhat ng mabigat! :D

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BF: subo m!
GF:paano?
BF:sipsipin mo!
GF:ganito?
BF:oo, tapos higupn mo
GF:ayoko! kadiri!
BF:arte! cge na, masarap yan!
GF: yak! may buhok a dila ko!
BF:syempre BALOT yan!

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Priest: “I understand that your wife converted you to the religion?”
Parishioner: “Ay totoo po Fr. I didn’t believe in hell until I married her.”

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MARU | 27 July, 2009
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Papampam

Pikon na pikon na ako to the highest level dito sa palaging bumubulaga sa akin tuwing binubuksan ko ‘tong blog ko.

7-27-2009 9-36-30 AM

Palagay ko nanggagaling ‘to sa gamit kong template ang malware, spyware, hardware, tupperware, dinnerware at kung anu-ano pang lecheng ware na yan na papampam sa akin. Pag ibang site naman ako nagba-browse, wala naman ang pampam na yan!

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Category: Everyday Life | Tags: , ,
MARU | 27 July, 2009
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Breakdown

There are times that you may feel that everything is struggle, that nothing is positive in your life and you are probably feeling like you have hit rock bottom. Some would describe the feeling as if they are close to having nervous breakdown. If nervous breakdown happens to a person, a medical practitioner is usually consulted for treatment, but what if it is your vehicle suffers a breakdown? See, just like humans, vehicles do breaks down also. For car, truck, RV owners, check out Good Sam extended service plan for road emergency ultimate solution.

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MARU | 26 July, 2009
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SMS Jokes – Sunday

GF: hon, bakit ayaw mo pa ring magpakasal tayo? Ako naman ang gagastos!
BF: Ikaw nga ang gagastos, pero habambuhay ko namang pagbabayaran sa iyo!

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Doctor: Is there evidence of insanity in your family?
Woman: Yes Doc, my husband thinks HE’s the Boss in the house.

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Love lines through the years:
1950 – Iniirog kita
1960 – Iniibig kita
1970 – Mahal kita
1980 – Type kita
1990 – Feel kita
2000 – Kainin kita:P

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Category: HUMOR, July 2009, SMS Jokes 2009 | Tags: , , ,
MARU | 25 July, 2009
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Bob Ong’s Philosophy on Love

Matagal na ‘tong Bob Ong’s Philosophy on Love na nakatambay sa Gmail inbox ko. Natripan kong bulatlatin ulit. May dahilan siempre kung bakit gusto ko ulit mabasa ang forwarded mail na ‘to.

FallingInLoveSa ngayon, medyo hindi pa rin ako makapaniwala na inlove ako kaya kinukurot-kurot ko pa rin sarili ko at baka nga naman naiidlip lang ako sabay nananaginip ng maganda.

Siempre, pinigilan ko sarili ko na huwag masyadong maging ilusyonada. Gusto ko dilat pa rin mga mata ko sa mga totoo kahit may nagmamahal na sa akin ngayon. Naks!  Nagpipigil pa rin ako sa nararamdaman ko na huwag masyado magpaka-adik na akala mo ay high na high sa kasisinghot ng mothballs. At higit sa lahat, nire-remind ko pa rin ang sarili ko na huwag basta-basta padadala sa tawag ng kati ng pekpek. Wahahahahaha!

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