GF: hon, bakit ayaw mo pa ring magpakasal tayo? Ako naman ang gagastos!
BF: Ikaw nga ang gagastos, pero habambuhay ko namang pagbabayaran sa iyo!
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Doctor: Is there evidence of insanity in your family?
Woman: Yes Doc, my husband thinks HE’s the Boss in the house.
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Love lines through the years:
1950 – Iniirog kita
1960 – Iniibig kita
1970 – Mahal kita
1980 – Type kita
1990 – Feel kita
2000 – Kainin kita:P
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Once more, Confucius says,
“Man who fingers girl having period may get caught red-handed!”:D
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Everything on a girls UPPER body starts with B..Blazer, Blouse, Bikini, Bra, BOOBS.
Whereas Lower..with P
Pyjama ,Pant ,Petticoat, Panty, PUSSY. All this Gives men B.P
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Tanong: Anong diperensya ng itlog sa umaga at sa itlog sa gabi?
Sagot: Ang itlog sa umaga kinukuha sa ref. Ang itlog sa gabi ay kinukuha sa brief!
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JUDGE: Sxa ba kumuha ng perang nasa loob ng panty mo?
GIRL: Opo, your honor.
JUDGE: Bakit di ka sumigaw?
GIRL: Kasi akala ko pipingerin nya ako, your honor!
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Some Interesting Human Body Facts:
~ the largest cell in the human body is the female ovum
~ the smallest is the male sperm
~ a full bladder is roughly the size of a softball
~ the average penis is 3 times the length of a man’s thumb
~ the average slit of a vagina is twice the length of a woman’s thumb
~ it takes 7 seconds to get food from your mouth to your stomach
I know you’re still looking at your thumb! 
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A girl invited her boyfriend for dinner with her parents
The boy got xcited. If sumthing wer t0 hapen, it would be their f1rst tym.
So, d boy went t0 a pharmacy & asked a pharmacist f0r advice about the best c0nd0m t0 get. dat nyt, dinner was served & dey started t0 pray. After 5 mins, d boy was still praying 10 mins & still no reacti0n fr0m d boy
D girl whispered t0 him,”i had no idea U wer so religious” he replied,“i had no idea ur mother ws a pharmacist”
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ALL ABOVE SMS courtesy of MIKE
